Thread: Raz Cocktail Lounge...

^^^ sounds like a cut-scene intro to a Discworld game

*It's a not so dark and fogy night. as a man comes to inspect his new building*

-Imp... Crank up the smoke machine... How evil is this without fog?

-sorry master. Right away master.

-ahhh... I like what I see Imp... It has... how should I put it? Potential? Muahahaha! (My laugh is evil damn it!)

-Thank you master! Everyone will think its a high clased bar while they fund your evil plan to buy strbucks and take over the world one coffe at the time!

-It is truly the plan of plans Imp! I'm glad I thought of it...

-But master I was the one *smacks Imp in face* to agree with you master plan!

-You always agree with my master plan Imp... And I would not have it any other way.

and so the prophesy is in motion... as you walk past the spooky house you se, to your suprise, a green sign with big friendly letters saying "open". You consider going in to check out the place... But think better of it... Every now and then you se the head of a Imp pop up above the window sill as he jumps up to se if there is any custumers comeing.

-How about now Imp? anybody comeing?

-No master... No vict... ehhh... costumers ariveing...

-This wouldent have anything to do with you instaling that trapdoor just outside the entrance?

-No master... I'm sure I put on the latch to keep in Hugo the friendly brain eater from hell...

-Hugo the friendly brain eater from hell!? Dose not sound to friendly to me...

-No but he is master! He invited me over to dinner last night! We sang "Insane in the midbrain, insane in the brain!" And all was good untill I found out that I was actuly the main course...

-Realy? So what did you do?

-I out smarted him master...

-You outsmarted a braineater?

-Yes I did! He only ate part of my brain! The part I dont use anyway

-You dont say... Well I gues your here now and in a condition to tell about your encounter with a braineater from hell.. And I would say thats a feat thats fairly, uniqe...

-Yes it is master! Ehhh... what where we talking about again? Hello there big scary fella... Who are you?

-Thats not funny Imp... You know it's me... Raz...

-Who are you calling Imp? I'm a braineater from hell!

*deep sigh*
-Time to call the nice men in white coats... again...

-I need you to go down in to the cellar Raz... Hugo comands it! ehhh... There is candy?

-Master! What are you doing!?

-Just trying to make time fly by while I waiting for the plane to sweden Impy whimpy...

-Impy whimpy!? You really should not drink this early in the morning master... Not good to drink on a emty belly... Have a beer first...

-Wise words Imp, I better have a beer first. *downs a paint of stella*. Bring on the shooters!

-But Master! Your flight back to sweden is in 1h! We just spent 22h in the air from australia and you will be dead drunk if you continue like this!

-*burp* Thats kind of the idea Impy Dimpy...

-Impy Dimpy!? I need something stronger then apple juice...

-So what will you do when we get back to sweden Imp? I heard you have a relative there by the name "Imp".

-Ah! That is true! Impy Dhimpy... ehhh... I mean I will party with him, yes... What will you do master!?

-Me!? Why... I have reincarnated under the name Spitfire and will take over the world of terra together with my brothers in arms... What happens in sweden we will se my pet... We will se... Why dose it feel like I'm forgetting something?

-Evil stuff master?

-Oh yes! Must do something evil... eh... MUahahahaha!!! Evil laughter will have to do for now... Some help here! Evil stuff please! Come on guys and girls! Help me make DreamViews a more evil place to stay...

Originally posted by Evil Raz
Some help here! Evil stuff please! Come on guys and girls! Help me make DreamViews a more evil place to stay...

Oh, sorry Raz - guess we were all missin the point. Here ya go!

Thats what I'm talking about! 8)