Make Baseless Accusations At The Poster Bellow You Part 2

Aphius started this very thread a long while back and it got deleted with the other senseless banter games for being so full of spam.

So I figured it would be fun to revive if we do it right, or it can die a horrible death.

Basic rules:

- Simply post an accusation (no insults) about the person bellow you, then they react and make one about the person bellow them. Simple, eh?

- Let's put some effort in here folks, no lame "lolololol the persum below me is gaylolmg"... okay?

Right, go:

The person bellow me is responsible for the genocide of thousands of ants. How you say? Well in ingeniously simple, they set up a complex system pf pulleys and leavers, which moved giant magnifying glasses around so as to burn them all. One by one.

Now that very person will beg for mercy.

Yeah I burn them with a magnifing glass. They make funny noises then. I tried to form a band with the ants. But they wanted to play songs from simple plan and good charlotte, so I had to kill them.

It were a bunch of emo ants.

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however, the person below me

DOES NEVER WHY HIS BEHIND

after a visit to the toilet. I have seen up close and personal, when I was looking for... ehmmm... my wrist-watch.

It's true. It's a disgrace to humanity!

lol :D

i never why my behind after going to the toilet, instead i either what or how it--it's faster and easier.

the person below me is the person above me.

i am most assurdly NOT the person above you, and i can easily prove it. i have not why'ed my behind even a single time...its against my religion. my ass can only ever be how'ed, once a year, by a certified native shaman.

the person below me likes to lick toe lint from dirty socks they find behind clothes-dryers at the laundromat.

More than once I've found cheese puff residue in those babies, so I say it's worth it. and besides, at least I don't how my behind, you heathen.

The person below me is too emo for words.

Indeed, I'm emo about how people just aren't putting any effort into this

At 9:30 AM the person bellow me was seen with Hillary Clinton entering a motel room.

At 10:30 AM they were seen leaving a motel room alone.

At 12:08 PM Miss Clinton was found with her head impaled on a spike.

If you see the person bellow me, assume that they are armed and dangerous.

Well I am Dangeruss, but calling me armed was just uncalled for!

The person below me shot the sherriff AND the deputee!

Dammit! I thought my stragetically placed snipers would have taken care of any potential witnesses. Guess I'll just have to kill you all as well (Hillary-style).

The person below me opens and eats food at the grocery store and doesn't pay for it.

The rabies vaccine from the poster above me is passed down to the poster below me.
So bend over & take the shot like a man!

:wink: Please make it quick! Those suckers hurt.... I know from experience.
Stray cat cost me $5099.00 with all its shotss me and my daugher had to get due to a positive rabbies cat.
Any way..
the poster below has a watched American Pie 500 times, and has tried the
Apple Pie out... :lol:

liar!!! i stuck my wang into an apple pie three dozen times without even seeing american pie...they stole the idea off of my website...

the person below me likes to eat the pies after i've added "whipped cream" :D

I like to slurp the cream off the top first and get a nice frothy cream moustache going. ;)~


The person below me is in the process of having a sex change, but has ran out of funds to complete the operation. They must now solicit there hybrid body for sex in order to complete the operation.

Hey, what's wrong with turning a few extremely freaky tricks??

The person below me failed the cops' sobreity test, and is now sitting in a jail cell hoping he doesn't become someone's bitch during the night.

They're looking at me funny :cry:

The person bellow me can kill a man with two fingers and to prove this will attempt the following:

1) Find a man with a think for being killed by two fingers (there are stranger fetishes around you know... like shaving)

2) Lure him home

3) Tell him that they like being filmed

4) Get the fingers out

5) Distribute the video via the internet.

*murmur* I thought we agreed you wouldn't bring this up. Now they demote me from assassin to janitor! Meh. :pissed:

:content:

The person below me recently won an award with the words "World's Oddest..." in it and will demonstrate their skill.

World's Oddest Twig, at your service! :D

People keep insisting that it's obviously a dragon. :shakehead2: It ISN'T! It's a twig! A firebreathing twig!

The person below me crammed the statue of David up their nose and has been dead since.

*Guy coming with cart, ringing a bell and shouting*

Guy with cart:
-Bring out your dead!

*Abstract Fire draging out Raz*:
-Here is one!

Raz:
-I'm not dead!

Guy with cart:
-What did he say? He's not dead?

Abstract Fire:
-Well he is realy sick. Something about the statue of David... Can you just take him?

Guy with cart:
-Cant take him if he aint dead. against regulations...

Abstract Fire:
-Well could you just stick around for a few minuts? He is sure to die any sec.

Raz:
-I dont want to go on the cart!

Abstract Fire:
-Oh dont be such a baby!

Guy with cart:
-I realy have to leave...

Raz:
-I feel fine!

Abstract Fire:
-No you dont! *turns to guy with cart* Look... Cant you do something?

Raz:
-I'm happy! Weeee! I'ts good to be alive!

*Guy with cart looks around, takes a bash at Raz head and throws him on the cart*

Raz mutters:
-Bloody cart full of dead people... And on top of that the person under me is a montypython rip of...