my hate list

ok i was looking through some old folders and i found this... i made this about 3 years ago... and have been modifying it every couple of months, so a lot of the stuff isn't true now, i just thought it was damn funny... and we're off, no offense intended.

-Winter
-Getting caught doing something bad
-People going through my personal stuff
-Leeches
-Getting sun burn
-NBA
-Oprah
-Dr. Phil
-Rosie O’Donald
-The Macarena
-Fast food
-Death
-Being pissed off for no reason
-Trends
-Trendy people
-Tests & exams
-Math
-Mrs. Goldberg
-Physics
-Mrs. McCarthy
-My favorite pets all died
-Rape
-Spiders
-Getting accused of something I didn't do
-Time
-Losing stuff
-Christmas carols
-Homework
-Shop assistants in stores following you around, as if you're gonna steal something
-The justice system
-Politics
-Politicians
-Getting up in the morning
-Insomnia
-Stupid people
-Backstreet Boys
-Spice Girls
-Being sad for no reason
-Florescent lights, like in schools
-Spam
-Christmas shopping
-Malls in general
-Jeeps
-Watching people pick their noses
-How bad a procrastinator I am
-Stepping on broken glass
-Stepping on rusty nails
-Nike
-Tiger woods
-Getting old
-Child abuse
-When my stomach growls in public
-Guys who beat their wives/girlfriends
-Lawyers
-Doctors
-Leech-like people you can't seem to get rid of
-The fact that I cannot fly
-Cher
-Michael Jackson
-American Idol
-Carrot Top
-When somebody tries to say something funny, and nobody laughs
-Scratching your nails on chalk boards
-Splinters
-Snakes
-People who hate me, when I haven’t given them a reason, yet.
-Jumping into a cold pool
-Getting out of a warm shower
-Goosebumps
-Blatant hypocrites
-When there's no toilet paper on the roll & nobody has bothered to replace it
-The lack of soap in some public toilets
-Really muscular women
-Really muscular men
-People who want you to listen to them about their beliefs but don’t want to listen to yours
-Tall people
-Short people
-Computer games
-Being misunderstood
-Headaches
-The flu
-Drunk drivers
-Mosquitoes
-People who take everything seriously
-Tommy Hilfiger
-Holister
-American eagle
-The gap
-French people
-Every holiday except Thanksgiving
-MTV
-Reporters
-CNN
-News
-Losers
-Carnie folk
-Leprechauns
-All rodents
-The United Nations
-America’s politicians
-The Middle East
-Most of California
-People who talk a lot
-Really really really fat people who want to lose weight with pills
-Eastern accents
-English accents
-Snobs
-People with too much power
-City officials
-Rock stars
-Cats
-People who think all hunters are hicks
-Seafood
-Bad Days
-Kids who think they are thugs
-Swiss cheese
-Hippies
-PETA
-Animal Rights Activists
-Pain
-Sinbad
-War
-“Clean” new-age architecture
-Mean people
This list is still growing as I meet new people…

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Remember you have to do that 30 page report for english :lol:

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Remember you have to do that 30 page report for english :lol:[/b]

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shhhh i still have a while until that's due.

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also i found my love list. i'll post that so you wont think i'm all about that negativity thing.

-Girls
-1977 and older, American-made cars and trucks
-All music except rap
-Food
-Sleep
-Johnny Cash
-Firefighters
-MLB
-NCAA Basketball
-PGA
-Dogs
-Classical Architecture
-The smell of WD-40
-Nice people
-Hard work
-Competence
-Kung-Fu movies
-War movies with meaning
-Pirates
-Boxing

hahah! Dude thats hillarious

Things I LOVE: (sorry for breaking the banter but I think hate begets hate

I LOVE (not in any particular order):

Learning to be enlightened
Gifted people who use their gifts to help others
That first kiss with someone you have fallen in love
A child who becomes a great adult because of good parenting
Education
Positive people
Red convertibles
Eating my favorite dish when I'm very hungry
lucid dreaming
Clarity and understanding
Working out and feeling great afterward
Strong family ties
Really really really great friends and solid best friends
A job you love so much you can't believe they pay you
When a prayer comes true
Discovering meanings of life
Becoming confident and secure every single day
Kittens
A warm fall day
The ocean
A laugh so good your throat and tummy ache for hours
A wink or a smile from someone you don't know
Watching a good live comedy show
Free time to do whatever I want

Again... change of subject but it's so easy and fun to list what you like/love than what you hate. I don't want to remind myself of what irritates me.

Making this list made me feel good (and I could certainly go on).

Blissful

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-How bad a procrastinator I am

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Remember you have to do that 30 page report for english :lol:

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shhhh i still have a while until that's due.

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also i found my love list. i'll post that so you wont think i'm all about that negativity thing.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww.. what a great list.. I just posted my LOVE list and then read your list.

Thanks for sharing.

Blissful

Whew. When I first read the topics suject, I thought you were going to be telling us who in the forum you hate. I figured I would problably make the list :sheepishgrin:
and I ......can't stand to be around, I ...hate everything abooouuuutt YOU!
Name that tune.

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Whew. When I first read the topics suject, I thought you were going to be telling us who in the forum you hate. I figured I would problably make the list :sheepishgrin:
and I ......can't stand to be around, I ...hate everything abooouuuutt YOU!
Name that tune.

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ohhh no, you're thinking of my "kill list." don't worry you made that one you rat bastard you. :movingmrgreen:


i don't hate anyone on this forum. a lot of the people in my hate list i don't really hate, i just don't like them.

bet I'm at the top of that list.

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-People who hate me, when I haven’t given them a reason, yet. [/b]

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:lol: that would be in my list. hey. I noticed you hate tall people. why?

i think i threw that one in when i was having a bad day. i wrote these a while ago, so not all of them are true now. as a matter of fact one of my best friends is 6'5"+

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i could probably trim that hate list down to about 1/8 of what it is now.

Charlotte is 7 feet tall.
Malcolm-cat is 7 feet tall.

...I wish I was 7 feet tall. I will be in my dreams when I'm better at controling thing. n.n

My hate list:

-Pie
-Pie
-Pie
-Pie
-Mmm, pie!

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My hate list:

-Pie
-Pie
-Pie
-Pie
-Mmm, pie!

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*runs for cover*

*high-five's Kaniaz*

...Paperdoll, why do you want to be tall?

My hate list: WerBurN and his goat.

:lol: jokin man.

roflmao! you didnt need to put the 'jokin man' thing there...would have been funnier, and i already know...

on a completely different topic, is you're (teehee) sig got those mispellings there just to piss Paperdoll off, or are they accidental? y'know the whole your/you're thing

Hmmm.... Wonder what it means that addidas's Hate list is longer than his Love list....hmmmm..... :D

that when he's happy, hes too busy being happy to write crap down on a stupid list, but when he's mad/depressed he has nothing better to do than fume up a list of stuff hes not liking at the time...either that or he has no soul, your choice really...

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roflmao! you didnt need to put the 'jokin man' thing there...would have been funnier, and i already know...

on a completely different topic, is you're (teehee) sig got those mispellings there just to piss Paperdoll off, or are they accidental? y'know the whole your/you're thing

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Ahh...screw it...i better change it. I wasn't sure what to do at first, but i thought paperdoll would point it out.

I like that song. it's Incubus right? Megalomaniac?

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I like that song. it's Incubus right? Megalomaniac?

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I never heard of the group Incubus until I came to this website and asked Lower Case about it. Incubus, according to mythology, is an evil spirit who rapes woman at night and I remember asking him what that was all about and then he set me straight. I was relieved as I was new to the board and didn't know what I was getting into. So funny, now that I feel like I'm getting to know folks here and how we all share our love of dreaming.

What is this song Megalomaniac? I'm curious as to what the words are. Lower Case.. care to enlighten me? I just may become a fan :lol:

Blissful

im a real incubus...

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Hmmm.... Wonder what it means that addidas's Hate list is longer than his Love list....hmmmm..... :D

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i actually had this discussion with a girl friday night. i told her about my hate list and my love list. we found a deeper meaning in it. here it is...

"don't hate too much or you'll become too tired to love."

i like it.

:goodjob: Cool.... and deep!

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What is this song Megalomaniac? I'm curious as to what the words are. Lower Case.. care to enlighten me? I just may become a fan :lol:
Blissful

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

^^kind sounds like the tune if you seperate the blahs correctly and change the tone of the blahs. I'm serious.

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I am a very big Incubus fan myself, pretty much the biggest I know, so I could possibly help you out there myself blissfull....

First of all a megalomaniac is someone who thinks too much of themselves, who is obsessed with himself and has delusions of greatness. That pretty much explains the quote in LC's sig. The song is a critic to all people who share this characteristic, but specially to president bush. It doesn't say so explicitly but he is featured in the video, which shows a lot of images of what is going on in the world and compares Bush to Hitler. It is a very harsh political stand, in my opinion.

Anyway, it is from their new album and although it is great music, I personally enjoy much more their work in previous albums, S.C.I.E.N.C.E being my favorite one, and others such as Make Yourself and Morning View. The older ones are also great, although maybe some songs too chaotic for my taste. I really like almost all their work and would really recommend that you to listen to it when you get the chance.

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I like that song. it's Incubus right? Megalomaniac?

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I never heard of the group Incubus until I came to this website and asked Lower Case about it. Incubus, according to mythology, is an evil spirit who rapes woman at night and I remember asking him what that was all about and then he set me straight. I was relieved as I was new to the board and didn't know what I was getting into. So funny, now that I feel like I'm getting to know folks here and how we all share our love of dreaming.

What is this song Megalomaniac? I'm curious as to what the words are. Lower Case.. care to enlighten me? I just may become a fan :lol:

Blissful[/b]

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NO! its not an evil spirit that rapes woman, here is an interview with incubus that defines it. ...here is a quote from it, and the link.
The Incubus in Greek mythology is the dream lover, which has in time taken on undeserved negative aspects. Actually, Incubus stems from the word "incubi," meaning to incubate. This is more in the sense of an idea or pattern incubating until coming to fruition. Originally an incubi was a guide who took people on their vision quests, which often meant going into a cave and incubating. The band Incubus has begun to live up to their name in the sense that with their new album, "Make Yourself," has taken off, and their recent appearances on the Sno-Core tour, have shown that there is a movement of discontent once again incubating in this country. The following is an interview with lead singer, Brandon Boyd, where he talks about his spirituality, his creative process, and his sense of rebellion.




http://www.dcs-chico.com/~bluesky/incub82.htm

This band sounds interesting. I'll have to check them out.

Blissful

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This band sounds interesting. I'll have to check them out.

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Helllllll yeah. :cheers:

I love attempting to revive old senseless banter threads. Just so I can watch them die again.


My hate list:
I hate everything except for doughnuts and cadaver photos.

My love list:

-Old people falling down
-Money
-Feminists (getting kicked in the head)
-Myself
-Children falling down
-George Bush losing an election and then crying because he lost
-George Bush getting exposed for the dumbass he really is

My hate list:

-Everything I didn't mention in my love list.

you hate puppies?

you sick bastard you!

Especially puppies (If I wanted my crotch licked, I wouldn't ask a dog to do it)

You'd ask you brother? :? :shock:

That is some sick stuff, man...

COOLEST SIHT EVER LIST

Recliners
Voice activated universal remotes
Big ass stereo system with 60 cd changer
Noise cancelling headphones
Massage chairs
Portable DVD players
limosuines
Motion sensors
Clappers
Atomic Projector clocks
Pen laser pointers (with clocks)
SIck ass watches

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Especially puppies (If I wanted my crotch licked, I wouldn't ask a dog to do it)

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HAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A stereo system with a big ass. Heh.

http://springfieldwesterntack.com/kstuff/asssound.JPG

Wow, I don't believe this. I thought I was the only person in the universe with a Hate List. I started it about 5 years ago and have about 1800 items on it. Actually I have 1001 of the 1800 typed up on my computer which I was going to get published actually, but that never happened. So if anyone wants to look at my list, which I doubt anyone does, just drop me a PM and I'll send it to you via e-mail.

Highligts of the Hate List:
- Birds that can't fly
- Jupiter (anything that big should be considered an enemy)
- Mimes
- Low-budget commercials
- People who think that they have secret identities
- People who can't tell the difference between a bird, a plane, and Superman
- When "ph" makes an "f" sound
- People who use hand gestures for quotation marks
- Terrorist attacks on my house
- People who think they have a personal relation ship with Jesus
- People who think they live the "vida loca"
- The fact that "u" always comes after "q"
- People who confuse pie with pi
- Having to wait until Britney Spears' career declines into pornography

NO! its not an evil spirit that rapes woman, here is an interview with incubus that defines it. ...here is a quote from it, and the link.
The Incubus in Greek mythology is the dream lover, which has in time taken on undeserved negative aspects. Actually, Incubus stems from the word "incubi," meaning to incubate. This is more in the sense of an idea or pattern incubating until coming to fruition. Originally an incubi was a guide who took people on their vision quests, which often meant going into a cave and incubating. The band Incubus has begun to live up to their name in the sense that with their new album, "Make Yourself," has taken off, and their recent appearances on the Sno-Core tour, have shown that there is a movement of discontent once again incubating in this country. The following is an interview with lead singer, Brandon Boyd, where he talks about his spirituality, his creative process, and his sense of rebellion.


http://www.dcs-chico.com/~bluesky/incub82.htm[/quote]

Heehee you think you are big Incubus fan Lowercase society...naw my fiance has you beat. Actually we met them when they were in Toronto the last time they were in Toronto. Also in January they were in town doing some promotion and we had a wickedly cold storm this past winter. The fiance decides he's going to book off work, he waited in the cold -30 degrees celcius temp in front of MuchMusic....for 9 HOURS!! He was suppose to be let in but since he's 28, he didn't fit the "demographics" that MM wanted in the house. But he stayed and watched the whole show and the next day he went and met a couple of them at a local radio station. That and I think he either knows or has at least attempted most of their songs on guitar. K I'm done now.

oh yeah and the boys from Incubus are short, especially Mike!

I would do almost anything to meet those guys, particularly brandon. You guys are so lucky it hurts...

Why wasn't ffx, ct, placebo, and me on that list?(directed to opheliablue)

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Hey Truthbearer - If it makes you feel better I made a total ass out of myself when I got a chance to talk to Brandon. His tattoos look really cool up close. I like tattoos in general, I am not a Brandon groupie or anything. Brandon's voice is pretty cool, and they put on a really good show the night we saw them. They did this crazy drum session in the middle of a song, where Brandon, Ben and Jose all played drums the song was "Vitamin".

I just couldn't get over Mike, I love the fro! But seriously his body and hands are so small I don't get how he can do all the crazy stretches across the chords.

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Jupiter (anything that big should be considered an enemy) [/b]

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mmmmmmm good :shock: :banana:

- George W. Bush
- War
- Military Draft
- Feminism
- Homosexuality
- Censorship
- Medical Costs
- Outsourcing
- Fundamentalists
- Arrogant Skeptics
- Psychic Scam Artists
- Winter
- Racism
- Small Towns
- Filthy Rich Neighborhoods
- Anti-Pornography
- Political Correctness
- Sexual Frustration
- Communism
- "Let's Just Be Friends"
- Lack of Sunshine
- ADD
- Oversleeping
- Terrorists
- People Unhealthily Paranoid about Terrorists
- Procrastination
- Cancer
- Death

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--The Middle East

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Just the "middle" part........he probably just likes the top and bottom parts more.

i hate uh...people who ask 'has the bus come yet?' damnit would i be standing here?!


and people who get up and scour the room for an hour looking for the remote because they refuse to input the channels manually