s.c.c.

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 12:35 AM

k, my friends and i started a club at school last year... here are the requirements to be in it.

S.C.C.
Shitty Car Club

1st rule of S.C.C., NO NEW CARS!
2nd rule of S.C.C., NO NEW CARS!
3rd rule of S.C.C., unless it has been in one or more severe accidents. (see above)
4th rule of S.C.C., said car must have 75,000+ miles on engine.
5th rule of S.C.C., must produce excessive amounts of several types of toxic fumes, that can be distinguish by color and/or odor.
6th rule of S.C.C., no more than two (working) safety devices.
7th rule of S.C.C., POWER NOTHING (Broken electronics don’t count)
8th rule of S.C.C., no radios that cost more than the blue book on said car.
9th rule of S.C.C., if said car can make the quarter mile in less than 20 sec…this isn’t the club for you.
10th rule of S.C.C., said car needs to have been driven only once by owner to qualify. (meaning it doesn’t need to be presently in running order)
11th rule of S.C.C., car’s present value must not be over $5,000.
12th rule of S.C.C., all applicants may be turned down for any reason.
13th rule of S.C.C., all S.C.C. rules are subject to bending.
-more rules pending-

just sharing.

**Lowercase Society** · 03-06-2004 12:42 AM

I have a wheelbarrow...will that work?

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 12:44 AM

its lacking an engine and the massive amounts of toxic fumes... but what the hell. we have a VW bus in the group, i don't see why we can't have a wheelbarrow.

**Naruto** · 03-06-2004 12:58 AM

You forgot to put all scc member's cars must be s crappy that they have to put a seperate clock in the car cause their's is broken, and they have to scrape to windshield in the winter from the inside...

IF I had a car... I probably would be more than qualified to enter

**Lowercase Society** · 03-06-2004 01:00 AM

HELL yeah.

**dougdrums** · 03-06-2004 01:02 AM

I have a '63 Thunderbird with a rusted-out engine. It was ran once.

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Naruto
You forgot to put all scc member's cars must be s crappy that they have to put a seperate clock in the car cause their's is broken, and they have to scrape to windshield in the winter from the inside...

IF I had a car... I probably would be more than qualified to enter

you want to know whats sad... i do both of those. seriously. i usually prop my cell phone in the ashtray so i can see the time. and it's an open bronco so i have to scrape ice off of the inside in the winters... i also have to cover my seats with trashbags when it's going to rain so i dont have a wet ass when i get to school.

but its worth it! the 9 miles to the gallon really pays off when girls flash you at stop lights.

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 02:48 AM

I should start a club. called Paperdoll's Pointless Club. here are the rules.

1st rule of P.P.C. obey rule number 2.
2nd rule of P.P.C. obey rule number 3.
3rd rule of P.P.C. obey rules 1 and 2.
4th rule of P.P.C. you must like muffins and...smoothies. yes. smoothies are good.

who wants to join?

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 03:17 AM

i like where this is going. -- i enjoy muffins. and smoothies are damn good. am i in?

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 03:19 AM

*shrugs* ummm sure why not.

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 03:21 AM

wtf why is that stupid emoticon there? it's supposed to be : D without the space. damnit. >

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 03:21 AM

DIE EMOTICONS DIE

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 03:24 AM

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 03:28 AM

XtremeFightr: hah. muffins or pie?
Rall Nozgoth13: I like Pie o.o
XtremeFightr: *falls onto knees, shaking fist in the air* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

**jacobo** · 03-06-2004 03:33 AM

AZadidas302 (7:34:58 PM): quick, muffins or pies?
Th3Impal3r (7:35:06 PM): muffins!
AZadidas302 (7:35:15 PM): gah...that is all.

true story.

**nerve** · 03-06-2004 03:34 AM

Originally posted by adidas
AZadidas302 (7:34:58 PM): quick, muffins or pies?
Th3Impal3r (7:35:06 PM): muffins!
AZadidas302 (7:35:15 PM): gah...that is all.

true story.

GREAT! >:}

**Truthbearer** · 03-06-2004 03:52 AM

I am in!! I don't only like muffins and smoothies, I also like Muffin smoothies!!!! Does that make me a premium member???

I will tell you the recipe later....

**Aphius** · 03-06-2004 01:01 PM

[quote]XtremeFightr: You stole my bit!

Anyway, Muffins and Smoothies are great!

I'd join.

I also like Muffin smoothies!!!! Does that make me a premium member???

I will tell you the recipe later....

Sounds like you could just put a muffin and some milk in a blender and.... blend.
Maybe add some sugar.

Mmmm... Sugar...

**Truthbearer** · 03-07-2004 07:26 PM

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! My secret recipe revealed!!!!!!!

But you'll never find out my recipe for sucess!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!

**WerBurN** · 03-08-2004 02:39 PM

recipe for success: kill Truthbearer, then cheat alot until you win!

...can i join your club Paperdoll? tho i dont think i qualify for the 2nd rule...

**Naruto** · 03-08-2004 03:44 PM

Hey, I'm in the pointless club! I'll bring the muffins!

**Kaniaz** · 03-08-2004 05:15 PM

I've done this before...but I'll do it again.

Paperdoll's Fan Club!

That's right, now you can enjoy worhshipping Paperdoll! With 23(00) members to date, you can join us and pray to the holy Paperdoll Idol!
Join now and you'll get:

A free brand of lip gloss Paperdoll uses
Real saliva we got straight from Paperdoll's mouth!*
Your very own Paperdoll wig!
A "I LUV PAPERDOLL" t-shirt!
Part of Paperdoll's toliet seat!
A video of Paperdoll breathing!
A video of Paperdoll sneezing all over our hidden camera!
And one mystery item from Paperdoll's knicker drawer...**

* Well, actually, we got this from a dogs mouth.
** Stocks limited.

Lets do another one.

Lowercase Society Fan Club!
Do you love Lowercase Society?
Wish you could have a high post count like him?

Then join the [UNOFFICIAL] Lowercase Society Fan Club! Join within the next 5 minutes and you'll receive:

"How to Post Whore in 3 easy steps" by Lowercase Society
A free "MY POST COUNT IS HIGHER THAN YOURS" mug!
And a mystery item from his toliet...*

* Warning: May be brown, messy and smell bad.

**Lowercase Society** · 03-08-2004 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Kani[b
ASS]

* Warning: May be brown, messy and smell bad.[/b]

That would be your head.

**nerve** · 03-08-2004 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Aphius
Sounds like you could just put a muffin and some milk in a blender and.... blend.
Maybe add some sugar.

Mmmm... Sugar...

no, no milk, that would be a milkshake. smoothies are with ice. fruit and ice. so it'd have to be muffins and ice.

as for what Kaniaz said, I'm in tears from laughter.

**WerBurN** · 03-08-2004 08:38 PM

oh Kaniaz am i already part of the Paperdoll fanclub? i should be if im not...

also, im making a Lowercase hateclub...all members except lowercase accepted

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