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      Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep?

      It's the newest! Some random nursery school is turning a cute children's song into a "politically correct" cute children's song.

      The well known chant "Baa Baa Black Sheep" is know sung as "Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep". Not only is it not rhythmic but it's complete bollocks. This is a song that goes back for centuries, and it's not in any way discriminatory. It's harmless.

      What's next?

      Three visually distorted mice,
      Three visually distorted mice,
      See how they engage in non-competetive activity!

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      Humpty dumpty sat on a wall ignoring health and safety rules and regulations?

      It's the end!!!

      Multi-culturalism is going too far.

      Twinkle twinkle smaller but still perfectly accepted star
      How I wonder what your perfectly acceptable definition is

      99.99% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you have and you've enjoyed it, copy & paste this into your signature line. Everyone else, you're lying!

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      lol. Some people take those things over the top. Next we know, in star wars VII they say: turn over to the african-american side, luke!
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume

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      Mary had a vertically challenged lamb
      Vertically challenged lamb
      Vertically challenged lamb
      Oh Mary had a vertically challenged lamb
      Who's fleece was melotoninally-challenged as heat-deficient waterrrrrrrrr.

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      then you play countersrike with a guy called "BigBlackMofo"

      funny old world, really
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      not a lot of people know this,
      (Alex D - you might be interested in this)

      but Humpty Dumpty was actually a seige cannon mounted on the fortiied walls surrounding Colchester, Essex

      Colchester was a Royalist town laid seige by the Roundheads in 1648

      The roundheads blew up the wall, and the cannon toppled to the ground
      where the barrel shattered

      "and all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again"

      right, history lesson over
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      Originally posted by Ynot
      not a lot of people know this,
      (Alex D - you might be interested in this)

      but Humpty Dumpty was actually a seige cannon mounted on the fortiied walls surrounding Colchester, Essex

      Colchester was a Royalist town laid seige by the Roundheads in 1648

      The roundheads blew up the wall, and the cannon toppled to the ground
      where the barrel shattered

      "and all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again"

      right, history lesson over :lol:
      Oh wow. Really?

      One thing though, why did the roundheads blow up thier own wall?

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      colchester was a royalist town

      roundheads were the Parliamentarians

      *edit*
      a quick google turned up this
      http://www.rhymes.org.uk/humpty_dumpty.htm
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      Originally posted by Ynot
      colchester was a royalist town

      roundheads were the Parliamentarians

      *edit*
      a quick google turned up this
      http://www.rhymes.org.uk/humpty_dumpty.htm
      lol dammit, sorry. I got the two sides mixed up there.

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      I wonder if these people making nursery rhymes PC realise they document often bloody and brutal english history

      probably not
      ignorant nonces
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      Need I say more?

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      Originally posted by ataraxis
      Need I say more?
      I think you'd better
      I haven't got a clue what you're on about
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      Originally posted by Ynot

      I think you'd better
      I haven't got a clue what you're on about
      The Cookie Monster don't like cookies no more.

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      Originally posted by Palliate
      The Cookie Monster don't like cookies no more.
      oh yeah!

      at best, he advocates oatmeal-pinecone-gravel cookies with the letter of the day on it in icing

      shouldn't it be a chocolate chip cookie...and then the parent of this child watching it says "only 1 cookie a day"

      gefilte fish y'all, BALANCE is the key here, not cookie censorship to the point of ass-gravel pushing

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