Lie your a$$ off...

*Dj grabs the mike*
-in honor of the 1st of April I here bye dub this thread to "Post a lie". All you will find here is lies... The more creative the better... Remember not to take offence as it's all a lie... Who ever comes with the best lie gets free beer!

-It's all lies! You’re a liar! and a thief! This is my thread... my... precious...

-You done with your bad lord of the rings impression Imp?

-Ummm... Yes masta... But can I start with a lie? I'm a excellent liar you know...

-No Imp... To get the free beer we need to think outside the box...

-But I know the best lie ever! It's full proof! We can get free beer masta!

-Quiet Imp! Need to use all my cunning... Best lie you say? Think outside the box...

-I know masta! I know what to say! We can get FREE BEER!!!

-I said quiet Imp! *Smacks Imp across the room*

*Imp is drowsy*
-Thank you for showing me so much attention masta... I'm just going to go and pee some blood now...

-That’s quite all right Imp... Now... The lie that's outside the box... I answer you with a quest... a riddle if you will: I am hard yet soft, I am colored yet clear, I am jelly what am I?

is it jelly?

No, it's a Ferarri. And I didn't respond to this thread. My name is Frank.

everything i have ever said is a lie..

Liar!



God is real!

(Maybe that was too harsh. You have to admit you saw it coming though. )

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

This statement is a lie.

Dream Views sucks salty, sweaty, donkey balls. :|

A lie:

Using different colors is way cool ;)

IT SURE IS!

I've invented a foolproof way of lucid dreaming, all you need to do is pay me money! :D

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Originally posted by Palliate
IT SURE IS!

I've invented a foolproof way of lucid dreaming, all you need to do is pay me money! :D

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Can I pay in an other way? ;)

Man I think actors with silly acents that play in extremely simple-minded violence movies make Great governours!

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Originally posted by ledzeppelin
This statement is a lie.

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If I think about this anymore my head will implode! :? :?: :? :shock: :?: :? :?:

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Originally posted by dudesuperior


If I think about this anymore my head will implode! *:? *:?: *:? *:shock: *:?: *:? *:?:

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Meaning it'll explode? Or you're not thinking about it, meaning you are, meaning you're not.

^^^ I don't know anymore.


I am the best person in the world at rendering 3D images!
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4...r0011bs.th.jpg

Sorry for not beeing here more often... The Swedish crown prinses Madelen is taking up so much of my time... I was suposed to se a shrink about my compulsing lieing but I got held up in a meeting with Bill Gates... He wants to borow money from me... AGAIN! Oh! got to go! I'm coming Madelen! No... Stay in bed... I will be right there...

Oh... And Neuro... Will you stop sending love letters to me. I like you and all that... And we will always have Paris... But cant we just be friends? Not to be rude or try make you feel bad... But Madelen is way hotter then you 8)

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Originally posted by Neruo

Can I pay in an other way? ;) *

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No.

That's ok >: (

*Dj turns on the mike*

-The contest is on and hot! We will close for further lies and get the result of the winner in 11 of november 2011!

*Imp turns to master*

-Masta! We can still win! I have a purpous untill 11 November 2011!

-What was that? What!? Where am I?

-You fell a sleep for some time masta...

-So I did... Whats hapening?

-You need to lie....

-What?

-Free beer?

-You should not lie to get free stuff Imp...

-No! Dont you remember! It´s a contest! Everybody lies! Infact... There can only be lies posted here and even that is a lie. Paradox thread. This is a lie infected place and you must post something! Say anything! Truth can only be found in silance and you have not said anything for a long time! Go go go! Code red! If you do not lie we cant win free beer and also you will loose and be a looser.

-You present a strong case mr Imp

-Thats why I´m the Imp and you are the master.

-Well... Give me a sec...

*Takes out laptop and enters the dream forum*

The worlds gratest truth, a book by Rasmus Nertlinge

Chapter 8
As we continue to explore the truth about everything we find that truth is indeed, in the big perspective, a lie. a creation. a condition of mind and the conditioning the world has put on it from the point where you left your mothers womb. The world is in a colective trance and you can truly feel this when you dance.
Conclusion:
You should dance trough life as this will give you a nice flow.
You should take over the world with the cuning use of Swedish flags.
You should stay away from fatty foods and eat lots of veggies.

*Submit reply*

-There...

-You done masta?

-All done.

-Can I read it?

-Sure.

*Imp starts reading*

*3h later*

-You sure have been reading that post for a long time Imp... You ok?

-Ah! Now I remember!

-What?

-Cant read...

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Originally Posted by pj

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

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Lol, that was one of PJ`s first posts :P...