That topic makes me sound nerdy.
Well, my school is fun because we never learn anything. Here's a few quotes from my normal school day (real!):
Quote:
Zak: Yeah, she had a pussy. I stroked it.
Zak: It purred at me...[/b]
Quote:
Teacher moves Kimberely to a new seat.
Teacher: And can we make that your new seat from now on.
Kimberely: No. This seat's too cold.[/b]
Quote:
Geography Teacher: And that's why we need to recycle.
Me (Kaniaz, duh): Yeah! The sun's gonna explode in like...a billion billion years. It'll be like \"KABOOM!\" And we'll all be like \"Wow, what a waste of time that was.\"[/b]
Quote:
Chris is outside, when he should be in the lesson with everybody else. Everybody is watching him.
Teacher: Just ignore him.
Chris starts running into the window[/b]
Quote:
Geography Teacher: So tell us about your tribe, Zak.
Zak: Yeah, we're the Turkana. I made a song about it.
Zak: We're the turkana, our houses are made of poo
Zak: We like fighting so **** you.[/b]
Quote:
A fat teacher is nearby.
Kid: Go get that teacher, Kimberely.
Kimberely: HEY! MISS. ROLY POLY![/b]
Quote:
Daniel: Okay, I'll find some images.
Daniel: *searches in google images for \"Nagi\"*
Naked women images appear.
Daniel: Or maybe not, I'll just look at these.[/b]
Quote:
Teacher walks in classroom.
Michelle (shouting): OH NO! NOT HER![/b]
Quote:
Tutor: Why are you leaving the classroom?
Michelle: Uhh...
Me (Kaniaz, duh): She has to see the library cow.[/b]