-My computer sucks too much to play Oblivion and us poor folk don't have $300 to waste on an X-Box 360.
+I do have Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon (though my Bloodmoon is broken)
+The mods on them totally kick arse
+Done applying for jobs
+Haircut is only moderately botched.
-Brother is on the couch writhing in pain from getting his tonsils out.