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alright, this is inspired by the "how tall are you thread", and all the comments about horizontal height... |
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“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
George Bernard Shaw
No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin
Three apples high. |
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
My ex was pretty huge. You said you didn't want the statistics so I won't tell you how huge, but suffice to say it was painful sometimes. We learned how to get creative so I wouldn't be hurt. It's nice to know that they aren't all that big. Besides, it's not the size of your dick that matters. Seriously. It's what you can do with it (and your hands and mouth) that really counts. I'd rather have a smaller guy who is amazing in bed than a huge guy who rearranges my internal organs every time he thrusts. |
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“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
- Kurt Cobain (1967 – 1994)
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"dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be
quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-William Dement
I've never been sure exactly where you're supposed to take the measurement? The top? Bottom? Side? |
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Wayne
Mynd you, mřřse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Yay! You ladies have made my day. |
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you must be the change you wish to see in the world...
-gandhi
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
Nah not really. Can't find a measuring tape big enough |
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain
i was able to come to terms with my small penis by starting to cry myself to sleep every night |
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gragl
My ex never would let me measure him...I guess he was self-conscious. He didn't need to be, even without measurement I could tell you it was...rather large. It actually took us some serious effort to achieve intercourse because I was a virgin, and he just did not fit...oh well, getting there was just as fun. And obviously, we got it right eventually... |
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We break the
ceiling and grin and gasp
and redefine life
for the ones who
have merely lived it.
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http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=...45412720913R131 |
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Do you know where you are?
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Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte
Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
Been ages since I measured, but we'll just say I'm bigger than the proposed average. |
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Dream Journal: Dreamwalker Chronicles Latest Entry: 01/02/2016 - "Hallway to Haven" (Lucid)(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
Well, in the department of Lucifer Sam, I have no complaints. hyeahbaby: Nuff ' said. |
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Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte
Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
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Dream Journal: http://dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=13325
Total LD's: 22 (21 since joining, 1 a long time ago) + All the crappy short moments of lucidity.
'Fraid I haven't measured yet. Let me fetch my meter stick. |
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I can because I know I can.
Wow that guy killing himself over that is kinda really strange. I mean, at least he HAD a gf...jeez! I wanted to measure the last guy I was dating. He definitely had what counts but when he was at full salute (which was like all the time) we would kinda forgot about the measuring for some reason...(I wonder why) |
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