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06-09-2006 07:32 AM #1Member
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Sorta dirty joke I heard at school
A 9 year old boy comes home from school when his mom asks what he did that day.
Boy - "Oh, we learned a little about sex. The book had writing, but no picture. Mommy, what does a vagina look like before sex?"
Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a young rose flower right before it blooms?"
Boy - "Yes."
Mom - "That's what it looks like."
Boy - "Okay. Mommy, what does a vagina look like after sex?"
After thinking for a sec...
Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?"
HA"Serenity now; insanity later."
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06-09-2006 09:14 AM #2Haunted by entropy. Achievements:
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06-09-2006 10:06 AM #3Mr. Inactive
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Re: Sorta dirty joke I heard at school
Originally posted by halfasked1
A 9 year old boy comes home from school when his mom asks what he did that day.
Boy - "Oh, we learned a little about sex. *The book had writing, but no picture. *Mommy, what does a vagina look like before sex?"
Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a young rose flower right before it blooms?"
Boy - "Yes."
Mom - "That's what it looks like."
Boy - "Okay. *Mommy, what does a vagina look like after sex?"
After thinking for a sec...
Mom - "Well dear, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?"
HA
need to actually start like trying to LD i've pretty much started that now kinda.
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06-09-2006 08:42 PM #4DV's Vexiest
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That's such a disturbing image....
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06-09-2006 11:19 PM #5Member
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Sorta? What do you cinsider an actual dirty joke to be?
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06-10-2006 02:47 AM #6FAJAMY WAMMY Achievements:
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lol I'm heard that before. But in the version I heard, it was his dad.
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06-10-2006 10:29 PM #7Member
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would be funnier if it was asking his dad.
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