Thread: Oh my god... Dream RP!

and then?

Squall falls asleep...

Surveying his surroundings, D slowly took a deep breath and began to relax. Tact, they young man didn't have it. It was a somewhat alien concept and to be fair, he saw no need for it either. He did quite enjoy a good topic now an then, so long as it was vaguely interesting.

So, with a sigh he turned and said "Well this is shit."

and then?

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

and then?

Meanwhile, Gawain lands in another dimension right under a massive dragon's ass. He starts to run for his life, not knowing why he's in a different place/time/ idea from everyone else. The dragon is so large, it takes about 10 minutes to turn around and reveal that it has about 7 heads. Gawain can't tell the exact amount because he's still running like a chicken with its head cut off. Each head takes aim and prepares to fire ginormous fireballs at him. Gawain equips several phoenix downs, and remembers he is a dragoon, so he jumps a couple miles into the atmosphere. The dragon simply reaches up its long neck and plucks Gawain out of the air. He wets his pants inside the dragon's maw. The dragon spits him up and Gawain must run for his life to dodge the lake of napalm vomit that is eminent. The other dragons try to vote on whether to stomp on him or to torch him. The vote is 3 to 4, and there is upheaval. This gives Gawain time Thundaga the bajeezus out of two heads. They recover quickly. With an empty bladder, Gawain just panics and starts to run again. Two more heads dive in to bite him, but slam into each other on their way down. Gawain jumps at a 47 degree angle aiming for one's throat. 4 minutes later, He finally hits it and Gawain's legendary spear, Gungnir, bounces right off of the dragon's scale. Gawain realizes he is so amazingly screwed that he falls off. A dragon successfully gets him into his mouth and swallows. Gawain lands on the carcass of a behemoth in the dragon's stomache and dies from the impact. The down feather of a Phoenix brings him back to life. Gawain casts Graviga inside the dragon's belly. It acts like a mini black hole and contracts the organ into the size of a small room. Here, Gawain rips apart the stomache lining like bad acid reflux. However, the contraction of the stomache did not go to plan. All the napalm in the digestive tract has to go somewhere, so it gets vomited again, along with Gawain. He did not die from this, and manages to cast Cura on himself. The dragons start to aerosol the napalm to breathe it, but find they ran out. Gawain somehow manges to find the magic left to cast Ultima on the dragon's trunk where the heads join. Decapitation ensues, and a very bright light bursts forth from the dragon corpse enveloping it and blinding the hero. Gawain's wisdom is not spectacular, so Gawain walks toawrds the light.

Chapter two will continue after I rest my fingers and get more inspiration.


Later edit, chapter two!: The light.

Gawain is absorbed by the light. He feels himself being ripped at by time, space, and an occasional warping asteroid upside the head. He is clocking in at several lightyears per second. He appears in the present time above New Zealand, and plummets into the Lord of the Rings left over movie set. Gawain wakes up in Kansas with a massive headache, a massive hole next to him, and a massive group of farmers beside those. This can't be happening, he thinks and reality checks. Turns out he's dreaming, and he's not stuck here. He explores what the future is like and what they've screwed up. Gawain discovers that pizza was an amazing invention, but the IRS, not so much. He jumps over to two people who are just waking on the sidewalk. He casts curaga on the three of them, ridding their headaches. But whats this? Gawain reads a sign next to him explaining how magic is quite illegal and punishable by probing. Gawain is on the lamb again.

Stay tuned for chapter three...