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BeautifulDreamer [8:16pm]: Bur one man escaped.. his name was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:17pm]: No. You are are wrong. His name was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:17pm]: Fuzzy BOB
BeautifulDreamer [8:18pm]: Yes, Fuzzy Bob escaped. He dressed up as a scarecrow and shoved a pole up his ass.
BeautifulDreamer [8:19pm]: The germans suspected nothing.
BeautifulDreamer [8:19pm]: He knew he had to win the battle. His only weapon was..
BeautifulDreamer [8:20pm]: He had.. one jar of SYRUP!
BeautifulDreamer [8:21pm]: He snuckm up behind a german, eating the brains of a fallen comrade.
BeautifulDreamer [8:22pm]: Among them was Fresh Brains. He liked brains. SO much he ate. Brains.
PantsParty [8:22pm]: (_)_)==================D
BeautifulDreamer [8:23pm]: Fuzzy Bob knew he needed help.
BeautifulDreamer [8:23pm]: Suddenlly he walked into the giant penius of PantsParty
BeautifulDreamer [8:24pm]: Help me! Begged fuzzy bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:24pm]: PantsParty laughs
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "I am the alpha, the omega, the first penius, the origanal!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "I own all peniuses!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:25pm]: "Oh yeah" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:26pm]: "prove it!" he says.
BeautifulDreamer [8:27pm]: He concentrates furiusly on Fuzzy Bobs special area, and gives him an errection
BeautifulDreamer [8:27pm]: HUZZAH! says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:28pm]: So will you help me" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:28pm]: "mayhaps I will"
BeautifulDreamer [8:29pm]: "But only if... You help.. ME.. heheehe"
BeautifulDreamer [8:29pm]: Fuzzy Bob looks horiffied.
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: You have to give me a b...
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: utton!
. BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: "A button?" I thought
PantsParty [8:30pm]: LMFAO @ BD!!!!!!!
BeautifulDreamer [8:30pm]: "You thought what?"
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: I thought I had to.. well.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: What?
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: "Um well"
BeautifulDreamer [8:31pm]: "You mean, OO man!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "I don't do that type of thing" says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "Yeah.." says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:32pm]: "Well we have to find more men!" says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "But we need a ride!" says Fuzzy Bob
. BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "Hop on" Says PP
BeautifulDreamer [8:33pm]: "On what?"
FreshBrains [8:33pm]: They are in Anzio, where the rest of the british troops have been slaughtered by tanks.
FreshBrains [8:33pm]: Fuzzy Bob only escaped by dressing as a scarecrow and shoving a pole up his ass.
BeautifulDreamer [8:34pm]: "My pimpmobile"
BeautifulDreamer [8:34pm]: Suddenly, he detaches it, and puts on a new, sparkly one.
BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: "Let's rool" said PP
. BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: Suddenlly, he hears a rocket starting up.
BeautifulDreamer [8:36pm]: He looks down, and see's that it is coming from him.
Courtney is a vampire now.
BeautifulDreamer [8:37pm]: 3.. 2.. 1 LIFTOFF!
BeautifulDreamer [8:38pm]: Fuzzy bob zooms into the air, and sees PP waving back.
BeautifulDreamer [8:38pm]: Our hero looks down and dives into the house of a vampire, conveintly placed near Anzio
BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: Fuzzy Bob looks at the vampire, who he knows is Courtnry because of the sign around her neck
BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: "Hellooooo humman!"
! BeautifulDreamer [8:40pm]: Says the vampire
BeautifulDreamer [8:41pm]: AHH! A vampire says Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:41pm]: "No, I am a Seductive Vampiress! Not a vampire! Why does nobody know!!!
.BeautifulDreamer [8:42pm]: 'Well.. yeah. I need help!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:42pm]: "Help with.. whattttt?" She says
BeautifulDreamer [8:43pm]: "Um. I need help with a war!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:43pm]: "It's 1944 already?" She says
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: "Man I can remember when I was only 1000, I was swift, cool, succking out the blood of everybody.
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: Then.. HE came.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: "Who is.. HE?"
BeautifulDreamer [8:44pm]: HE CAME! HE CAME!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:45pm]: HE CAMMEEE!
BeautifulDreamer [8:45pm]: Our hero looked at her, seeing that she was now in a fetal pesition.
FreshBrains [8:45pm]: Absolutely NOTHIN! Say it again, WAR! Woahwoahwoah, lord, what is it good for?
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: Suddenly
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: A persn broke thru the roof.
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: It was...
BeautifulDreamer [8:46pm]: Nobody our hero reconised.
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: He looked at him.
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: "SIR! My name is private Shadows!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:47pm]: "Suddenly Fuzzy Bob realized he was a sgt.
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: Battle feild comisssions rule
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: "How did you escape, private?"
FreshBrains [8:48pm]: "I shoved a pole up my ass, sir!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:48pm]: "Well sir.. It's a long story.."
BeautifulDreamer [8:49pm]: I started out in the feild. With a few million others, part of the cannon fodder regiment.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: A cannon broke lose, and I was thrown into the sky.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: I would have landed okay, put some retard flying a giant penius threw me into the air more.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: And I landed here.
BeautifulDreamer [8:50pm]: The end.
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: "That wasn't that long" said Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: So..
BeautifulDreamer [8:51pm]: Suddenly, Courtney snapped out of her trance
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: "Weapins. cellar.." she mumbled, and died of a heart attack.
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: Fuzzy Bob thought for a few days on what this could mean.
BeautifulDreamer [8:52pm]: HUZZAH!
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: He said, I have found it!
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: He walked down to the cellar.
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: Inside, he saw one. Single. Thing.
BeautifulDreamer [8:53pm]: A puddin pop
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He looked at it. It was long, smooth, and brown.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He realizd that It could never melt.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: At all.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: Never.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: Ever.
BeautifulDreamer [8:54pm]: He picked it up. A surge of energy went thru his body.
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: He transformed. He was wearing a puddin pop suit.
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: "I am.. PUDDIN POP MAN!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: Pvt. Shadows looked at the New Sgt. Fuzzy Bob
BeautifulDreamer [8:55pm]: "I am.. PUDDIN POP MAN!"
BeautifulDreamer [8:56pm]: Hold on, pvt!
BeautifulDreamer [8:57pm]: He zoomed thru the roof and into the incoming MG fire.
BeautifulDreamer [8:58pm]: He then ressureccted all the fallen soldiers, they looked around, and since the geermans wern't firing, they slaughtered them.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: Fresh Brains woke up with a smile on his face. What a great dream.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: And lucid too.
BeautifulDreamer [8:59pm]: THE END!
Needs spell check, but It will be a comic soon!
