Thread: Time to beat some kids...

Dear lord.

I'm glad I don't want kids.

what kind of parent leaves an open paint bucket sitting in the living room unattended with two rascals in the first place???

but still, small children should be caged.

ZOMG! the poor, beautiful, flat-screen TV!!

but pOOp, i mean potato sOOp, is right. about caging small children AND about the idiot parents.

meh, just goes to show how you can't value possessions if you have kids. My dad's car learned that the hard way.

Originally posted by Dangeruss
meh, just goes to show how you can't value possessions if you have kids. My dad's car learned that the hard way.

what happened???

Haha.
What did you do to your daddy's car, Russ?

it's not so much what I did to it, it's what I let my idiot ex-friend do to it.

Originally posted by potato sOOp
what kind of parent leaves an open paint bucket sitting in the living room unattended with two rascals in the first place???

but still, small children should be caged.

yup yup yup

stupid parents....in addition to the paint can, I can't believe they even have such a nice TV within the reach of those toddlers (that's what entertainment shelves are for)

and check out the ENTIRELY glass table on the upper right...do these folks know nothing about child-proofing?! MUST have been the grandparents house or something, christ

Originally posted by Courtney Mae
Dear lord.

I'm glad I don't want kids.

1+... My neighbors have a 2 year old who drives me up the wall, and I don't even have to deal with it all the time....

Oh wow.

I wish the whole god damned world would just explode!

I'd be ready to hang my kids up by the ankles if they did that! I'd even build a dungeon for the occasion.

If I get married and want kids, I'm adopting... and I'm never leaving paint out... or markers, or crayons, or finger paint, or glue, etc. That stuff will be done outside.

Originally posted by Burns
OMG



This is a prime example why I don't have children. Wow.

oh didnt you guys get the memo its the one sure fire way to keep track of the kids you just follow the paint marks and will know were they have been and what they have touched

I'm with the camp of thinking that this is the parent(s)' fault. The fact that they thought it was cute enough to take a picture of, let alone the fact that the kid is "cheesing" for the camera as they take the picture.

Sounds like when the police get a call for child abuse, they'll understand when they get to the house. They'd probably lend the parents their nightsticks.

Upon further inspection, I have that same TV!

Look at the kid to the right. He's got paint all around his mouth, and he's holding the table like he's about to unload all over the floor from eating paint. Classic.

we should train the children to be painters...

can't you see it's a masterpiece they've created


that, or we should crucify them...

Originally posted by Gawain
Sounds like when the police get a call for child abuse, they'll understand when they get to the house. They'd probably lend the parents their nightsticks.

LOL, yeah probably!

Originally posted by Jrels
I'm with the camp of thinking that this is the parent(s)' fault. The fact that they thought it was cute enough to take a picture of, let alone the fact that the kid is "cheesing" for the camera as they take the picture.

I agree to an extent, but I think that sometimes kids just do thing so bad and seem so innocent while doing it that sometimes all you can do is laugh.... but imagine when they grow up. Can anyone say blackmale?

"Mom, can I have money to go to the movies?"
"Not until you're finished paying for the TV!"

Wow they must be some pretty crappy parents, even the lether chair has got paint on it.

Lol wonder what was going through the children's minds.
"I'm bored wanna put paint on mum and dads brand new Tv"

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Wow they must be some pretty crappy parents, even the lether chair has got paint on it.

Lol wonder what was going through the children's minds.
"I'm bored wanna put paint on mum and dads brand new Tv"
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Lol. I doubt they were thinking. They saw a random open paint bucket in the middle of the floor and decided it would be fun to trash the living room using it.

it was a stupid idea to take a picture, I'm guessing the parents were laughing too

the kids are going to learn that trashing mommy and daddy's stuff makes them happy

not good

The kid on the right is going to die of lung infection. Ok, maybe not, but whatever.

It's probably a good thing that lead-based paints are going out of fashion. Else they'd be absorbing those negative IQ points through the skin, baby! And, yeah, that guy on the right doesn't seem too happy. I guess magnolia-apple-white paint can't taste that good. Should've got a pot of Chocolate Orange or whatever.