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      Priceless

      A boy walks his girlfriend to her front door of her house. He leans up against the wall and says well ....how about a blowjob?
      -The nerve to ask such a question -a $12.00 bottle of wine
      Girl -What are you crazy? what if my dad wakes up?
      Boy- come on. I will return the favor.
      girl - No way it's just to risky.
      Boy - but I love you!
      The nerve to use such a cheesy line. Another $12.00 Bottle of wine
      Ubruptly the front door opens and the girls younger sister replies "dad said to go ahead & give him a blowjob, or if need be I can do it ,but for goodness sake tell him to get his hand of the innercom!
      A father with a sense of hmor -Priceless

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      Couldn't we of just given them some Red Bull instead?

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      If she were torqued on redbull he most likely would have already had a BJ in the car. YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Hahaha.
      Saw it before, very good joke.

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      The joke was great and Kaniaz's response was priceless as well...


      ah......good times
      If I hadn't made me
      I'd be more inclined to bow
      Powers that be would have swallowed me up
      But that's more than I can allow...

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