Thread: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

It's a cartoon for God's sake.

Who framed roger rabbit?
An artist?
Can you hold a rabbit accountable for its actions?
Sure why not.
What kind of crimes can a rabbit even commit with its limited dexterity and intelligence?
Crapping on this thread.
If you were victimized by a rabbit, do you even deserve justice?
If a rabbit victimized me I'd eat it.
Why do some rabbit’s commit less crimes then others?
I didn't know they did.
Is there a nature versus nurture debate among rabbits?
Huh?
Peter cottontail was never charged with a felony, nor the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland… Though the Easter Bunny’s probably been busted for breaking and entering…
LOL
How does the Easter Bunny get all that candy?
Goes to the store and buys it.
Does Santa loan him elves?
Elves? No no no he loans him his sleigh!
What’s the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?
I think one jumps higher.
Is a rabbit a relative of the kangaroo?
:yumdumdoodledum: They both bounce so why not.
Could a rabbit go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
Dead or alive?
And Can anyone go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
Ya, people have lived.
Who was the first person to try that?
I'm guessing you.
Do you just wake up and decide to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
LOL probably not.
Could you jump off the empire state building in a barrel and survive?
If the barrel had wings.
Why don’t we just use barrels instead of bullet proof vests?
Barrels won't stop a bullet... BULLET PROOF
Is there really such thing as a stupid question?
Can a turtle fly with its antlers?
If there is no such thing as a stupid question, how do stupid people learn?
By posting threads like this... JP

Who framed roger rabbit?

Some guy

Can you hold a rabbit accountable for its actions?

No

What kind of crimes can a rabbit even commit with its limited dexterity and intelligence?

None, because crimes don't apply to rabbits

If you were victimized by a rabbit, do you even deserve justice?

No

Why do some rabbit’s commit less crimes then others?

Rabbits don't commit crimes

Is there a nature versus nurture debate among rabbits?

No

How does the Easter Bunny get all that candy?

he's a thieving little cunt

Does Santa loan him elves?

No, Santa is greedy and fat, he eats the elves when his fat ass needs a snack. Fat cunt.

What’s the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?

A bunny is spelt B-U-N-N-Y, rabbit is spelt R-A-B-B-I-T

Is a rabbit a relative of the kangaroo?

Fuck, no

Could a rabbit go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

Yes - but most likely not by choice

And Can anyone go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

Physically, yes. Legally, no

Who was the first person to try that?

Some other guy (possibly the same one as the guy who framed roger rabbit)

Do you just wake up and decide to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

Are you asking me? because the answer is no

Could you jump off the empire state building in a barrel and survive?

A super strong barrel, packed with bubble wrap, and candy floss, yes.

Why don’t we just use barrels instead of bullet proof vests?

Barrels aren't as stylish, and we don't want troops running round with a barrel of beer on them, bad things could happen.

Is there really such thing as a stupid question?

You did that on purpose, right?

If there is no such thing as a stupid question, how do stupid people learn?

Is this question classed as a stupid question?

A super strong barrel, packed with bubble wrap, and candy floss, yes.[/b]

I think you would make a reasonably sized dent in the pavement (or side walk if your a yank) as well