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I, Brother Pecan of the First Piest Church, along with Brother Pumpkin (Gawain) have been trying to spread the teachings of the Holy Pieble in both IRC and the new "chat."
And yet so many refuse!
Are we the only faithful?
Just remember this, residents of Pink Floyd Views.
Those who refuse the teachings will rot in the 9th level of Cake, fused into the Fuitcakes that dwell. Frozen, they shall taste fruitcake's bitterness for all eternity.
pie
is
great
but
its
really
annoying
when
people
say
PIE
over
PIE
and
PIE
over
it
gets
really
annoying
really
fast
almost
as
annoying
as
trying
to
read
this
post
and
it
makes
me
want
to
hurt
them
I agree wit s00p.
I worship only pussy, to worship a false God would be blasphemy.
You want a fucken Holy War bitch? Any time, any place, my people have hijacked nukes motherfuckers.
cake would woop pies ass. no questions
FreshBrains, Do not forget, I am also in the High Council and I was requested and appointed by ledzeppelin himself!
Gorky, thou are a blasphemist! If any counciler of the Teachings of the Pie religion will ever see you in real life, you better run. Run hard. Kekekeke.
Yeah, well gateaux would woop cake's ass. no questionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Gorky
..Gateaux is cake.
But it's special cake. :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by TweaK
But it is cake.
special cakeQuote:
Originally Posted by TweaK
Because it was funny when Weebl and Bob said it. But everyone thinks they're Weebl and Bob. And Rick James, but he doesn't count.Quote:
Why Do So Many Refuse The Teachings Of Pie?[/b]
Weebl and Bob are insane. Flat packed pies?
Can I be Brother Pizza?
Yes.
I pronounce you Brother Pizza in the name of the Filling, the Crust, and the Holy Topping.
/me eats mountain pie.
Ew... semi-fleshy.
Cool so now I'm part of 3 religions!
Is it just me, or are religions getting more delicious every day? It's becoming harder and harder to be an atheist when they all sound so good and you're so, so, hungry...
Screw it...
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT (in the oven)!!! SAVE ME (from an empty stomach)!!!
I NOW KNOW THE TRULY TRUE TRUTH (of delicious food)!!! MAN AM I HUNGRY (for salvation... wait, that's not right...)!!!
Ok I'll swear you into the faith. Do you swear to eat pie on the 14th of march, to behold the principles of pie, and to never blaspheme in the name of pie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
for a list of the commandments of the way of pie, contact Gawain.
That all just pretty much means eating a lot of pie, right?