Beer Scam

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 07:27 PM

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for "no strings attached" sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 07:39 PM

A woman doesn't need beer to get a man. I'd bang anything that's moving, It'd make a refreshing change for the woman to be the one going after the guy!

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 07:42 PM

badassbob - I really am liking you more and more with every post of yours I read.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 07:53 PM

That goes without saying.

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 08:14 PM

What the hell? This topic makes no sense. If the girls is even remotely pretty, I'd bang her without beer.

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

What the hell? This topic makes no sense. If the girls is even remotely pretty, I'd bang her without beer.
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Hellooooooooo? Did you actually read the whole thing?

"After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted."

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

What the hell? This topic makes no sense. If the girls is even remotely pretty, I'd bang her without beer.
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Pretty? Why does she have to be pretty?

If it moves, breathes, and doesn't have a dick, that's my signal to move in.

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by badassbob

Pretty? Why does she have to be pretty?

If it moves, breathes, and doesn't have a dick, that's my signal to move in.
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You're awesome.

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by kichu

Hellooooooooo? Did you actually read the whole thing?

"After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted."
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I read the whole thing. And yeah, but this also goes for non-horrific women, so don't act as if I'm retarded kthnx.

Originally Posted by kichu

Pretty? Why does she have to be pretty?

If it moves, breathes, and doesn't have a dick, that's my signal to move in.
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REMOTELY pretty != Pretty. Kekeke.

Originally Posted by kichu

You're awesome.
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You're a worshipper.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

You're a worshipper.
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Does that make me a God?

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 08:31 PM

No, it doesn't change anything about you. Sorry to break that to you.

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

I read the whole thing. And yeah, but this also goes for non-horrific women, so don't act as if I'm retarded kthnx.
REMOTELY pretty != Pretty. Kekeke.
You're a worshipper.
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No, it's meant for men who sleep with horrific looking women. That's the whole point of this. Kthanx.

And badassbob IS a god. He's my god.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 08:50 PM

The events of the last few minutes:
-Badassbob became a God
-Tweak is jealous

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by kichu

No, it's meant for men who sleep with horrific looking women. That's the whole point of this. Kthanx.
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Obviously you havn't read it yourself well enough, or in the unlikely case you made it, you don't understand your own article? This is about BEER used as a 'drug' for women in general, not just about horrific looking women.

Originally Posted by kichu

The events of the last few minutes:
-Badassbob became a God
-Tweak is jealous
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NEWSFLASH: I had a real life girlfriend up until a couple of weeks ago; the breaking up came from my part. Real Life > Internet. Thanks.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

NEWSFLASH: I had a real life girlfriend up until a couple of weeks ago; the breaking up came from my part. Real Life > Internet. Thanks.
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Um...and that's something to show off about? Maybe that's a big deal to you?

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

Obviously you havn't read it yourself well enough, or in the unlikely case you made it, you don't understand your own article? This is about BEER used as a 'drug' for women in general, not just about horrific looking women.
NEWSFLASH: I had a real life girlfriend up until a couple of weeks ago; the breaking up came from my part. Real Life > Internet. Thanks.
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Dude, you need to chill out. Stop reading this thread.

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 09:05 PM

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

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Absolutely.

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 09:35 PM

I hope that post proved my point. I don't care about this topic

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by TweaK

I hope that post proved my point. I don't care about this topic

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Then why are you here?

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 10:36 PM

Because this is the senseless banter. I never said I didn't want to BE in this topic, I just said I didn't care.

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 10:42 PM

TweaK, you need to find some new pictures, and how come there's only the three of us in this topic?

**TweaK** · 09-04-2006 10:45 PM

Cause the rest of the forum is dead.
And yeah, I do need to find new pictures. D:

**kichu** · 09-04-2006 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by badassbob

TweaK, you need to find some new pictures, and how come there's only the three of us in this topic?
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Ummmm.......we're nerds?

**badassbob** · 09-04-2006 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by kichu

Ummmm.......we're nerds?
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That's it, I'm leaving.

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