Pictorial Warfare

The ongoing picture war will continue regardless of all obsticles! Forum crashes, roll backs, the universe exploding or people who cannot draw for beans are of litte consequense!

We will pull through! XD

The rules are simple. You find an object that beats the object posted before yours, braw a picture of it beating the other object then post that picture with a short description.

For example. Guy 1 might post a cute bunny rabbit. Guy two would say that the rabbit is buned by fire and draw it on fire. Guy three might say water beats fire and draw water being thrown on the fire.

The universe does not spontaniously combust.

I'll start it off with a plant (again XD)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/456/plantmo8.jpg

Quote:

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Originally Posted by arby

The universe does not spontaniously combust.
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Lol

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8853/plantcl3.png

Global warming kills plant.

Czechoslovakia, who have finally perfected their super-secret space program, launch a inter-planetary missile that fires straight into the Sun, drenching the fiery star with super-copmpressed flame retardent chemicals:

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/846...tardentqa8.jpg

And hence, global warming is stopped. Yay for Czechoslovakia! :D

God: "Thou art not be thee my will!"
And the blue cloud'o'chemicals dissapears!
http://shrani.si/files/gawd1071884.jpg

Edit: Can't beat god! aha!

with the Czech's as the only world super-power
Absinthe becomes the staple drink of the world

http://www.snoopy.force9.co.uk/pic-war.jpg

ah, crap
beaten to it
never mind

Hmmmm... both cool posts, so, I'll use 'em both.

God gets drunk on Czechoslovakian Absinthe

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/180...tsdrunkpv0.jpg

And creates the Platypus

http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gi...plush-f787.jpg

but hes wasted and makes it upside down.

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/8193/upsidedowntt7.jpg

http://www.jacksons-camping.co.uk/ki...images/hdt.jpg

Toy truck runs over platypus

♀♂

The truck is just a dream:
http://shrani.si/files/untitled11073741.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ladfingers.jpg

salad fingers is king of the rusty spoons.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6330/dreameryb0.jpg

But he doesn't realize that he's in a dream as well.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6...controlwy5.jpg


But he has excellent dream recall so he uses that to wake himself up for some dumb reason and the dream is ended.

http://www.dltk-teach.com/alphabuddi...ter/ca-ape.gif

EDIT: NAZI MUKNEY KILLS U ALL UR DDEAD,|!@!!!!!

Jungle explorer hunter man kills the monkey
http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/jb/512hat.jpg

http://www.toys-n-cars.com/images/images2/gilette.jpg

jungle explorer hunter man is powerless without his moustache

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1.../untitled1.jpg
Emo steals razor blades

emo gets loved to death! :bigteeth:

http://juroara-art.com/other/carebear.JPG

With Emo gone, the world can focus on restocking its supply of razorblades, BUT while it is distracted the stage is set for an epic showdown between the two greatest menaces to society yet, who ironically both come from the same planet (but of course nobody realizes that until like... 40 humans die).

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/2/724044/BvP.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/br...-goes-nuts.jpg

Britney attacks the predators car and the world is saved!

http://webhome.idirect.com/~jinsaku/Godzilla.jpg
Godzilla destroys city.