The otherday I was hungry and had a hankering for a sandwhich but alas, we had no bread in! So I set off down the road to the shops. As I was walkingI saw a man bending over looking at his bike on the pavement, he looked puzzled so I enquired "hiya are you okay there?" and he looked up at me, smiled nervously and said "actually there is, my bike has a puncture and I don't have anything tho fix it with." I being the good samaritan I am Replied "I have one at my place, it's only up the road bring your bike!" A smile of relief spread across his face "thank you soooo much your a life saver."

so me and my stranger friend rolled the bike down the road to my house and set it down in the front room (because it was raining outside). I get the puncture repair kit out and fix his wheel easy enough. After that we sat down chatted about stuff knocked back a few beers and I realised "Whoops I forgot to get bread!" So I leave the gentleman in my front room telling him to make himself at home and that I'd be back in a few. So I set off down the road for the second time that day and this time I make it all the way to the shop, get my bread and walk back again. As I opened the front I shouted "Hey I'm back! what do you want in your sandwhich!?" there was no reply... I thought this was odd as the stranger struck me as a man who liked his sandwiches. So I walked into the front room to see what was going on. I see the man sitting on the couch when I noticed something rather unusual for a man such as himself... he was dead...
To be continued some other time
Merry Christmas, Happy New year and Happy birthday to whom it may concern.