The algorithm for every cell phone conversation:
- Answer/use phone - stare off into distance as though thinking about something important.
- Greet - you are at X location
- Confirm their location - you will meet at M time
- Confirm each others ETA
- Room for random comment
- End conversation.
Example:
Scene: One the bus.
*Answers phone*
"Hey Mark..... Yeah I'm on the bus..
Where are you? .... Ok, so we'll meet at Johns?
I'll be there in like 10 min... (other person already told eta, this guy is replying to that with his eta)
Ok, make sure to bring the schedule..
Alright, see yah."
Pay close attention to cell phone conversations after reading this.. I swear they are nearly all just like this.
If it is not like this, it will go like this:
- Answer phone with a term of endearment
- Confirm locations
- Talk about random nonsense for an indefinite amount of time
- Eventually exhaust each other and hang up.
Example:
Scene: Person walking down street.
*Answers phone*
"Hey biotch! Oh I'm on Main Street..
Yo, you stunk my bathroom mad-style dawg! Get that shiz cleaned, yo!
... Yeah dawg, my homies are bored. We'z comin to do chillz at Johns crib..
... No man, you stunk that shit up...
... Dawg, you stunk that shit up, I swearz man, I'll stomp my foot...
*5 hours later*
...k dawg, my batteries dying, let me in and we'll fight it out by measuring our dick sizes."
*Hang up/cell phone dies*
Ok, the last part is unlikely to be said in the context but... you get the idea.
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