Why Sloth Is So Cool!

I'm sure you guys have been asking yourself, 'How can sloth be SUCH a COOL, and SMRT GUY!?'
So, I'm posting this to answer any questions you may have.

I can't explain how I became so cool, homeys. I guess I'm just pimp that way. ZIM ZAM BLAM! Groovy! That's me. Mistah coo'.

I became smrt by repeatedly shoving marbles in my ears when I was young. These marbles irritated my brain, and strengthened it. The more marbles I shoved into my brain, the smrter I got. This is why I ... I uhh... ... You... ... The...
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........


I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Oh! I was saying, this is why I outsurpass all of you guys in smrt stuff.

...Yeah...

Now your questions are answered. And don't feel bad. I don't judge you guys for being so below me. Just because I'm like a super-human or something, and junk, or whatever doesn't mean I can't understand you average joe people. I can tolerate you normal people.

-sloth ;)

*Inserts marble through ears*

Aaaaah these marbles didnt help at all!! they just cause my ears to hurt!!1

I think you're mentally challenged.

Wow, Tweak.
That was.... creative.
Is it copyrighted?

of course its copyrighted, its so original its got "tweak" written ALL over it.

For real. I just called four of my friends and told them about what Tweak said.

Man Sloth, I wish you weren't so cool, Deaddollkitty cares more for you than me. I mean it's bad enough that i can't get a girl friend in real life, but when I at least get one on the internet who'll play with me, I end up getting her stolen by a man named after the weakest of sins. Oh god why?!

I stole her?

Awwe, dude! I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to step on your toes, dude. I didn't know. Thanks for not killing me. lol

Holy crap. You're in Folsom Prison!?

Yeah.. I was kidding about living in Folsom. :-| I live in... Alaska!

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I stole her?

Awwe, dude! I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to step on your toes, dude. I didn't know. Thanks for not killing me. lol

Holy crap. You're in Folsom Prison!?

Yeah.. I was kidding about living in Folsom. :-| I live in... Alaska!
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Haha. It's cool man, we can "share" her. :wink:

I hear that train a-coming.

cool as a stool

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I hear that train a-coming.[/b]

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it's coming round the bend.

And it'll be coming round the mountain when it comes!

wrong song, Kaniaz :P

But it's the better song.

Coming round the Mountain is better than Johnny Cash? Hmm, maybe...

*looks at sloth and Phantom* uhm... ... *falls over in the snow*

I know the reason why Sloth is so cool!!! its because..


Hey look! *points over there*

*Runs over there, searching, and trips over a lamp.*

I hate the world, but mostly just Sloth

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I wish there was a NudeDreamViewsChicks.com website.
I would go there every day.
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hate's a strong word there, artelis.

sloth: you're pretty awesome buddy. keep up the good work/posts on dreamviews.

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Originally Posted by hellopotato

hate's a strong word there, artelis.

sloth: you're pretty awesome buddy. keep up the good work/posts on dreamviews.
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Oh. Darn. I'm so ashamed. Thank you for setting me right in my ways.

Awe. I love you too, Artelis. :)

I still wish there was a NudeDreamViewsGirls.com website. What's wrong with that?

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Originally Posted by sloth

Awe. I love you too, Artelis. :)

I still wish there was a NudeDreamViewsGirls.com website. What's wrong with that?
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You are a sick fuck.

Because I like chicks?

You mean you don't like chicks?
... D:
What DO you like?


What's wrong with you?

Yeah, what is so sick about a NudeDreamViewsChicks.com? Not like it is: NudeDreamViewsChicksHaveSexWithHorses.com.

I shouldn't have said that while eating.

For some strange reason I have lost my appetite.

Dunno. Between you and me, if I was a Dreamviews Girl (in a Barbie World?) I might find the jokes pretty creepy.

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Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Dunno. Between you and me, if I was a Dreamviews Girl (in a Barbie World?) I might find the jokes pretty creepy.
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You might be right, but those girls need a how-man-work 101. It's just a compliment, or something. It isn't even serious...

Or is it... :0

It is.

Agreed. That is pretty sick and creepy.

Any person who has to make a topic describing how cool they are is definitely cool in my book. Oh and we'll be coming round the mountain is infinitely better than Jonny Cash. You are awesome sloth.

P.S great sig much better than the old one, (between you and me weird lumpy face guy scared me)

Wow! Thanks, man! LOL!
The weird lumpy face guy is Sloth, from the Goonies movie. ;)

Well.. since it disturbs Artellis that I talk about nude dreamviews girls, I will only talk about things like potato chips, and puppies. Wouldn't want to talk about scary grown-up things... like... women.

lol Just kiddin', Artellis. You're cool. :)

Artelis has a small penis

ooh! id be the star of NudeDreamViewsGirls .or whatever its called! *poses a sexy pose*

you should strip for me through a webcam, so i can see if you're qualified enough, you kno

Dude. She's qualified.
...Just not legal. :?

*rolls eyes* guys


well mabey id strip but not just for you personally!!! if im guna be a DVNG.. then thats my job right? :peek: .. course . i cant be the ONLY DVNG... gotta get some recruits!

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Artelis has a small penis
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Mine isn't.... ANYMORE.

lol.

I am still 100% behind NDVG, only we would have to ship some of the girls to taiwan, since they be jail-bait indeed.

Edit: I made myself sound to serious on the first part. I should change it to "YEA WE SHULT HAF ALL THE HAWT DV CHICKS NEWD LOL". Totally nanners.

Alright. Let's do this.
Actually, I'm starting my own forum. That could be the theme. lol!

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Alright. Let's do this.
Actually, I'm starting my own forum. That could be the theme. lol!
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I will do the job of checking up on the hot girls to make sure they haven't turned so hot they make things melt. It is a hard job, but someone has to do it.

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Originally Posted by sloth

Wow! Thanks, man! LOL!
The weird lumpy face guy is Sloth, from the Goonies movie. ;)

Well.. since it disturbs Artellis that I talk about nude dreamviews girls, I will only talk about things like potato chips, and puppies. Wouldn't want to talk about scary grown-up things... like... women.

lol Just kiddin', Artellis. You're cool. :)
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You're still a dumbass.

Alright, God damn it! What the hell is your problem, Artelis?
You want a shot at me? You'd better make it a good one.
I haven't done anything to you.

Make your point.

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Originally Posted by sloth

Alright, God damn it! What the hell is your problem, Artelis?
You want a shot at me? You'd better make it a good one.
I haven't done anything to you.

Make your point.
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NudeDreamViewsGirls.com is the single most creepy thing I have ever heard on this forum. As for "Wouldn't want to talk about scary grown-up things... like... women." - I'm engaged. Blatently telling the entire female population of this forum that you wouldn't mind seeing them naked is a bit off. End of story.

End of story? Because you said?
Saying that I like women is creapy, because you think so?

Give me a break, Artelis. If you seriously have a problem with something I've said why didn't you TELL me about it, instead of calling me stupid names like a little kid? What are you, twelve?
Why don't you knock over my linking logs while you're at it?

Have I offended any ladies on this forum? I would like to know now.

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Originally Posted by Artelis

NudeDreamViewsGirls.com is the single most creepy thing I have ever heard on this forum. As for "Wouldn't want to talk about scary grown-up things... like... women." - I'm engaged. Blatently telling the entire female population of this forum that you wouldn't mind seeing them naked is a bit off. End of story.
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Please read. Try to understand.

Yeah, you're humor, worn out and reused in every post you write, is not impressive.

'Suck less please.'
'Die, please.'
'Choke on a pole please.'

And this post was no different. You did the exact same thing in another thread I was in.

Your post has not contributed to your point in any way. It's just more ad hominem childish insulting. What was your point here? That I was too incompetent to understand what you are saying? Well, you're stupid too, poopy pants.

If you would like for my posts to be censored, Dreamviews.com is going to have to do a lot of work rooting out every vaguely offensive post ever made. I'm making a list of your offensive posts as we speak. I find that most of your posts are insulting to someone. You seem to be a pretty negative person. You have fun with that.

If you are so sensitive that this dumb comment, that I made days ago, has offended you, maybe forums aren't the thing for you. There's a nice Barney and Friends forum here http://www.tv.com/barney-and-friends...40/forums.html that contains no cursing or sexual innuendo. Suitable for people of all ages! Even you, Art!

Do you seriously not have anything better to do than bitch about me and my posts?
'Get a life, please.'


-terribly disturbing and vile sloth

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Originally Posted by sloth

Yeah, you're humor, worn out and reused in every post you write, is not impressive.

'Suck less please.'
'Die, please.'
'Choke on a pole please.'

And this post was no different. You did the exact same thing in another thread I was in.



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Oh, sorry, you tried to assume that I actually care about this forum. I was just mostly trying to tell you that you are an idiot and creepy, not that your posts should be censored. I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that I never contribute to the thread, but come on now "Why Sloth Is So Cool!" is not my idea of a good thread. I post plently of on topic discussion in threads worthwhile.

"That I was too incompetent to understand what you are saying? Well, you're stupid too, poopy pants." Yes, you were too incompetent to understand what I was saying. That doesn't make me stupid.

"If you are so sensitive that this dumb comment" Not sensitive. Just pointing out that you're a creep.

As for my worn out humor. Sorry, I don't sit around thinking about creative and witty responses to terribly stupid people. I actually DO have a life, despite your obvious attack at what I do in my free time. If you want me to give you a list of reasons why I do have a life, ask me sometime.

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If you want me to give you a list of reasons why I do have a life, ask me sometime.
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Would you please list the reasons you have a life?

yeah no shit. artelis, if you dont like sloth at all...

THE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CONTINUALLY RESPOND IN HIS THREAD!!?!?

some people just dont make sense.

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As for my worn out humor. Sorry, I don't sit around thinking about creative and witty responses to terribly stupid people. I actually DO have a life[/b]

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yeah... actually you DO sit around thinking up responses. otherwise you would just stop replying in this thread.

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artelis.. you've said this in AT LEAST 7 posts around dreamviews. we're all frankly quite impressed, but a bit much is a bit much, no?


the true meaning of all this MUST be...
artelis actually DOES like sloth.

lol Thanks, guys.

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Oh, sorry, you tried to assume that I actually care about this forum.
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Over 700 posts.

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I was just mostly trying to tell you that you are an idiot and creepy, not that your posts should be censored.
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You know what's creepy?

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It's your job. Let's have sex.
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I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that I never contribute to the thread,
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Sorry, Artelis, but I didn't use the word 'never' one time in my entire post. Good attempt to false quote me though.

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but come on now "Why Sloth Is So Cool!" is not my idea of a good thread.
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And that is why you clicked on it. 10 smrt points for Artelis. Go away if you don't like it. Stop whining.

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I post plently of on topic discussion in threads worthwhile.
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I've been going through your posts. MOST of them are insulting. I'm making a list of these, now, but I encourage others to do their own research. Check out how often Artelis writes up a post just to insult someone he doesn't even know. . . Like now.

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"That I was too incompetent to understand what you are saying? Well, you're stupid too, poopy pants." Yes, you were too incompetent to understand what I was saying. That doesn't make me stupid.
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I didn't say that was what makes you stupid. I don't know what makes you stupid. I was stating that this post, in a different form, is just another 'You are stupid' insult, having no good points included.
No matter how many times you call me names though, you still have a crappy point, and you're just whining.

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"If you are so sensitive that this dumb comment" Not sensitive. Just pointing out that you're a creep.
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Poopy pants.

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As for my worn out humor. Sorry, I don't sit around thinking about creative and witty responses to terribly stupid people. I actually DO have a life, despite your obvious attack at what I do in my free time. If you want me to give you a list of reasons why I do have a life, ask me sometime.
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Ask you to give me a list of reasons why you have a life?
WHAT!? What the hell is wrong with you!? Why would you do something like that? Better yet, why would I want to read it? I don't give a crap about you or your life.

Duuh. Choke on a pole, please.

^ pwned

Nicely put. Thanks for pointing out my flaws. Last thing: "Over 700 posts." I've been here since Jan 8th, 2004.

lol Alright. I take that one back then.

Artelis: 1
Sloth: several more than 1

DAMMIT!

If anyone has ever actually taken my insults personally... COME ON PEOPLE, IT'S A FORUM!

COME ON MAN, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

I didn't until today.
It's all good though.
I'm just glad we got it all out, right?
If I ever truly offend you though, don't hesitate to let me know. I don't want to discourage that. I have no problem with the fact that you were protesting a statement I made. It was just your approach. I never like pissing people off.

...Unless it's Blue Meanie. :D

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COME ON MAN, GET A FUCKING LIFE!
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OH NO! I'M SAD!

Can't we all just get along? This thread has run its race.

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I never like pissing people off.

...Unless it's Blue Meanie. :D
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WOOOO!

Heheh. Burns is right though. This thread has lived its life. I just needed to post here cos my name was mentioned.