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    1. 03-02-2007 03:43 AM #1
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      Have you ever been caught fapping?

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    2. 03-02-2007 06:40 AM #2
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      Nope. But I do have a rod of advice when looking at internet porn, don't wear headphones!
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    3. 03-02-2007 01:17 PM #3
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      Hmmm, my dad walked in when I had my pants open. I think he understood what I was doing. I just try to ignore that ever happend.

      Every parent that thinks his kid doesn't wank off, need to go read 'you life in 2007, bitch'.
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    4. 03-02-2007 09:13 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Neruo View Post
      Hmmm, my dad walked in when I had my pants open. I think he understood what I was doing. I just try to ignore that ever happend.

      Every parent that thinks his kid doesn't wank off, need to go read 'you life in 2007, bitch'.
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      I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
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    5. 03-03-2007 11:59 AM #5
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      how embarrising
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    6. 03-03-2007 09:38 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Artelis View Post
      I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
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      Hmmm, I think thanks to the Internet and such (pr0n) I wank off only Slightly more then I would have in the middle-ages. Ya. Actually, I am sure almost all the parents know, it just isn't a really good kitchen-table-discussion.
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    7. 03-03-2007 11:21 PM #7
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      I find it infuriating you even assume I fap!
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    8. 03-03-2007 11:21 PM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Artelis View Post
      I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
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      Lies! Its a conspiracy that started Jan. 1 2007.

      Dam those angsty teenagers.
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    9. 03-04-2007 12:07 AM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by arby View Post
      Lies! Its a conspiracy that started Jan. 1 2007.

      Dam those angsty teenagers.
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      I find it infuriating you even assume I participate in this conspiracy!
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    10. 03-26-2007 10:32 PM #10
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      the matter is not beign caught fapping, the matter is your boyfriends mother seeing you and her son kissing each other LOL


      and bah, I do NOT --cough-- participate in this conspiracy!! I SWEAR!! --cough--

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    11. 03-26-2007 10:38 PM #11
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    12. 03-26-2007 10:57 PM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by TweaK View Post
      I find it infuriating you even assume I fap&#33;[/b]
      If you don&#39;t, you don&#39;t have a penis.

      THAT IS HOW ALLAH INTENDED IT >: (
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    13. 03-27-2007 10:01 PM #13
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      My father once came in when I was about to fap, beat the meat, pull the joystick, tickle my pickle...ya know. I had some porn open and he wanted to look behind a window that was covering it, he could see a bikini on the front page but that was it. I think he knew.
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