Thread: New Sport On Espn.

Announcer: The new action sport on ESPN. EXTREME UNICYCLING!

Famous Unicyclist: Yeah, I've been unicycling for over eight years now.

Interviewer: That last jump was pretty impressive; it has also lead to victory in this tournement. What was going through your mind?

Famous Unicyclist: I was thinking. "Man if I could make that 3 inch jump than the judges will give me some good points". I failed a few attempts. That damn clown kept getting in the way! But, I stuck to it and completed the jump.

Interviewer: And won the tournement. What was that trick you did? It look you were grabbing between your legs.

Famous Unicyclist: I wasn't actually doing a trick. The unicycling seat is very uncomfortable and caused alot of chafing.

Interviewer: Still the judge were impressed by it. And it has earn enough points to go to the finals.

Announcer: Extreme Unicycling on Saturday at 8:00 PM only on ESPN.