Game: How Do You Get Out Of The Jam?

Why is the thread jacked?

bonerometer hahah :D

Hmm... If I feel really confident I'd approach her and ask her if she'd like to have sex with me, and if I'm not I'd discreetly find my way to the bathroom and masturbate my hornyness out of me.

You and a very hot girl you don't know are stuck in an elevator and the oxygen level is getting low. You're likely to die pretty soon, and having sex would just make you die faster. You have no way of communicating whatsoever. You've hit the emergency button but nobody has come yet. What do you do?

THE CAN CAN

You are walking back to your car after a night out, you see several suspicious looking large men with various sharp objects approaching you. then you realize, you locked your keys in the car (you frickin retard). What doest thou deu?

Masturbate :), and then hit them with your hard penis until they run with fear

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

OK since you failed to make a new jam...
You are covered in strawberry Jelly from head to toe and you are in a room wsith many biscuits (for you crazy brits'n such I mean things similar to scones) unfortunaly there is a alligator guarding the biscuits. What doest thou deu?

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Originally Posted by Led

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

OK since you failed to make a new jam...
You are covered in strawberry Jelly from head to toe and you are in a room wsith many biscuits (for you crazy brits'n such I mean things similar to scones) unfortunaly there is a alligator guarding the biscuits. What doest thou deu?
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Excuse me. I didn't act that way to you, so please restrain your emotions, and act kindly.

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Originally Posted by bro

Excuse me. I didn't act that way to you, so please restrain your emotions, and act kindly. [/b]

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I didn't mean it too seriously It's just what I thought when I saw that post. I actualy did find it humourous Btw please get out of the JAM!

Live without your jelly and buiscuits and run like hell.

You are in a bathroom at your girlfriends house, who has 7 friends over. The dirty toilet begins to boil over, and spills all over the floor. The girls call you in a sexy voice to sit in between them at the same moment

hmmm tough one well she has 7 friends over...
Sit between them if your girlfriend asks about the toilet blame it on one of her ridiculously hot friends.

You wake up to find your ears have been glued together with crazy glue. What doest thou deu?

This thread is a pervert's dream come true.

Dunk my head in acid, and pull them apart with brute force, with blood-curdling screams.

You are on an airplane with an extrememly hot woman, the plane is going down, and there is 1 parachute. For some reason it is only you and her. She says "If you let me jump with the parachute, i'll grab you on the way down", "and If you trust me I'll let you fu*k me any way you want forever when we get down.


What do you do?

Slap her in the face, push her out of the way, and tell her that I don't swing that way. Then I grab the parachute and jump, lazily smiling and waving at her on my descent.

After refilling your mini propane tank, you realize there is a leak in the valve of the large tank. You can either run back and turn the switch off, endangering your own life, or run away and let it explode and level a block. What do you do? (true story, btw)

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This thread is a pervert's dream come true.
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Lucid dreamer (male)= horny.

That's the picture I get byt this thread.

Tip of the day: Go f*ck somebody

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Slap her in the face, push her out of the way, and tell her that I don't swing that way. Then I grab the parachute and jump, lazily smiling and waving at her on my descent.

After refilling your mini propane tank, you realize there is a leak in the valve of the large tank. You can either run back and turn the switch off, endangering your own life, or run away and let it explode and level a block. What do you do? (true story, btw)
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Run back and flip the switch. Why not. I live or I die. Aside from the fact that its morally right, one of 3 things could happen. I die, I live knowing that I just killed countless people, or I live knowing I saved many lives. Plus its just my natural personality, not just the inclination of "good" but the whole risk my life thing.

and I can't think of decent question. Next!

Which would you rather do, or run up a hill?

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Originally Posted by 13redfan

Which would you rather do, or run up a hill?
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doesn't make sense

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Originally Posted by 13redfan

Which would you rather do, or run up a hill?
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:laughtillhurts:

It's not supposed to. Anyway. You're in a club and you meet this *hot* girl. You buy her a few drinks, and next thing you know you're in the back seat of your car with her and things are getting steamy. You suddenly think "hey, she looks a bit young" and ask her age. She says she's 15, and that if you don't f*ck her, she's tell her parents that you raped her. What do you do? (this happened to a friend of mine who's 23)

STICK IT IN HER POOPER

A complicated situation arises in which there is a considerable quantity of water in a room, a soaked surge protector on the ground and plugged in, and you unfortunately are stuck in the corner of the room. You can't get out being as the carpet is soaked in water and (most likely is) live. What do you do? (something tells me this thread has turned into "show off your amazing experiences")

Bash a hole in the wall with your foot, until someone hears you, or the hole is big enough to get out of, then make some chocolate milk.

There is a demon approaching you from your closet while you are paralyzed in bed, What to do?

Wait til SP is over and enter a LD? Not very hard :)

You feel a strong urge of raping someone, what do you do?

Rape

You have to go to the bathroom but the nearest is 3 feet away!

What do you do?

Uhh...go three feet to the bathroom.

You didn't provide another so here is one:

You find yourself in a sinking ship, it flips over and you are sealed in a room, with your nose and mouth in the inch airspace to the completely smooth ceiling. You are constantly pushing up to continue breathing in the small airspace. There is no way out, and you have to empty your bladder, because you cannot possibly hold it any longer. Inside your bladder is contained axactly the amount of piss to fill the remaining inch to the ceiling.


What do you do?

well since there is no way out... it kinda defeats the purpose of the game. I would take the piss.

You are playing basketball in Gym class when you slip and hit your head on the floor. You regain consciousness and realize you are in the opposite gender locker room. you can hear Class ending and people heading to the locker rooms to get changed. What doest thou deu?

Slide into a locker and have fun with yourself looking at the other sex, with a perfect vantage point through the door. When someone opens it, tell them "I got nothing to hide" and "Gimme a hand"... you may just have the time of your life :)

I can't think of one, someone help

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Originally Posted by bro

You didn't provide another so here is one:

You find yourself in a sinking ship, it flips over and you are sealed in a room, with your nose and mouth in the inch airspace to the completely smooth ceiling. You are constantly pushing up to continue breathing in the small airspace. There is no way out, and you have to empty your bladder, because you cannot possibly hold it any longer. Inside your bladder is contained axactly the amount of piss to fill the remaining inch to the ceiling.
What do you do?
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hahahaha great =D

Hmm... You're high on LDS when your mom comes to pick you up from the party, what do you do?