Thread: Who Knows A Good Insult?

Please describe to me how Jew is an insult.

Originally Posted by bro

Please describe to me how Jew is an insult.[/b]

Thanks to South Park basically. Not like 'Jew' really is more of a curse word then calling a (white) friend a Mexican. (Hell, Mexicans make fine burritos. )

Also, 'AIDS' is funny while it shouldn't be.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Thanks to South Park basically. Not like 'Jew' really is more of a curse word then calling a (white) friend a Mexican. (Hell, Mexicans make fine burritos. )

Also, 'AIDS' is funny while it shouldn't be.[/b]

Yeah it is funny, how would you use it, : "I pray for the day that you aquire AIDS and die from a collapsing immune system: (not very funny i must say, but im still laughing ) or the S.p episode with AIDS, that was some funny stuff

Originally Posted by bro

Yeah it is funny, how would you use it, : "I pray for the day that you aquire AIDS and die from a collapsing immune system: (not very funny i must say, but im still laughing ) or the S.p episode with AIDS, that was some funny stuff [/b]

lol I am laughing too. (not out loud, but a bit. Inside. Okay I just smiled, that is all.)

Anyhows: I use AIDS in the context:

*insert friend's name* Has AIDS, that lazy seamen-puking-vagina. (all meant lovingly and friendly.)

*insert friend's name* his new haircut is AIDS / has AIDS.

*insert object/movie/anything* has AIDS, it sucked so hard.

"Hey... hey... you know what?" - "No what?" - "AIDS."

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Also, I use Nazi a lot. A difficult math equation? A NAZI equation. A mean train conductor? A NAZI train conductor. Someone is an asshole? He's a NAZI.

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Also, for some while we made the joke about a big bald black man standing behind you. It doesn't sound funny (actually, it might sound racist). It was funny however. Don't worry I am not a racist. I don't even see race. People just tell me I am white, and I trust them. (*stolen text/joke*)

Your mother was a paroxysmal window cleaner who contracted venereal diseases at the local Fire Station

Go suck piss

The easy response to "go suck piss" is "sure, get out your pissbits."

Shut your ass!

Donkey Raping S*** eater!

This really depends on the person you're insulting. Here are a few anyway:

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if someone punches you, laughs at you, or sues you during the use of these quoted insults; put-downs, disses, ect. These are suggested for use on friends only.

"I'll pull your entrails through your eyes and use them as reigns to ride your soul down to Hades!"

"Ew.. I don't want to hang out with you. You have AIDs...and SARS.. and cancer. What are you doing here anyway?"

"Damn those rebel teenagers!" (Is not as effective if you are a teenager..)

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." (While a classic, it is wholly useless as an insult for they will either a) not get it, or b) get it...)

You are just the residue of a miscarriage.

Wow, these are all good. I wasn't saying for me to use I just wanted to hear some good ones.

One of my favorites was actually said by someone here on dreamviews, I can't remember who though.
If you haven't shaved for a while, or you farted loudly, or anything else that's nasty that men do, and a girl says, "You are disgusting." Then you say back "Well at least I don't bleed out of my privates." or "Well at least I can't get pregnant."

What about shakesperian insults?

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Or

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.

White Shirou, Monty Python is great.

Let's see if anybody knows where this is from... "You turn around and walk out that door, and I'll forget what you just said. And I won't tell everyone that you drink horse piss!"

Also, though old, "I refuse to fight a battle of wits with a unarmed person." is a good one.

Apparently its from "Every Which Way But Loose" with Clint Eastwood. I like!

You Googled it. I know you did.

"Right turn, Clyde!" Man, I love that movie.

I fart in your general direction!