Call them a "Genetic mistake." |
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I heard some kids yelling at each other in school today and realized that I haven't heard a good insult in a very long time. I mean one that is really good, one that completely shuts down the other person. Does anybody here know a good insult? |
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Call them a "Genetic mistake." |
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Call them an error, or tell them they have a face for radio. Yeah I know I suck. |
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Your momma is so fat, she can't even spell fat! |
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"May 1000 locusts infest your crotch." |
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If you are yelling some word that has nothing to do with the other person, it will might not be hurt. It is best to base the insult on a weak side of theirs; if it is fat for example, call it a fatass, lardass, tubby or anything else that has to do with their weight in an insulting manner. |
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You're momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to when she farts... |
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NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
yo mama's so ugly, when robbers came she yelled "RAPE!" they yelled "HELL NO!" |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
Your momma is so dumb, she can't even fit through the door. |
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For some reason reason, this topic reminds of the following line from one of the best Westerns ever made: "Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!" |
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The best insults are custom fitted for the person you are insulting. Note any annoying qualities or features that they are likely to be self-conscious about and exploit them. Of course if you are just joking around with them something like this would be more fun. |
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"That's what she said." |
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Michael Scott - Regional Manager for Dunder Mifflan. |
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Your mom sucks...sometimes... my dick |
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Brothers & Sisters in Dreams
The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
your mom is such a whore she’ll go down for fewer logical reasons than WTC 7. |
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Say, "Your mother is so fat, when she puts on a red dress all the kids yell, 'Hey, Kool-Aid!'" Then he will say some mother stuff. After a few mother exchanges, say, "Let's get off the mothers. I just got off yours." If somebody uses that line on you, say, "I just got yours off." |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
Clever |
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Brothers & Sisters in Dreams
Does your mom still charge a nickel for a blowjob, or has it been a dime ever since I kicked her teeth out? |
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The F-word: |
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“What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
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