The Das --- Duck Appreciation Thread

OK. Let's talk "Ducks"

I'll start with a question:
"Why does Donald Duck wear no pants and yet wears a towel around his bits when exiting the shower?"

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Because he is polite.

Why did the duck cross the road?

Sure, that's polite when he gets out of the shower and covers up ... but in the street, he seems to not care that Daisy Duck and Minne Mouse can see his pubic feathers ... or worse

Oh... and:
Because it was the chicken's day off?

Because he got goosed, obviously.



I like ducks. Especially of the Mandarin variety that you find in Chinese restaurants.

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Originally Posted by Super

OK. Let's talk "Ducks"

I'll start with a question:
"Why does Donald Duck wear no pants and yet wears a towel around his bits when exiting the shower?"

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Did you get that from Friends? I saw a pillow in a magazine that had a pic of a duck and said, "Shut the Duck Up!" I thought it was funny. :yumdumdoodledum: Who likes that Aflac Duck?

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Originally Posted by Lunalight

Did you get that from Friends?[/b]

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Nah. I like friends but I haven't seen a lot of the episodes.

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Originally Posted by Lunalight

"Shut the Duck Up!"[/b]

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Lol. That's pretty funny :D


I saw two ducks having sex once. The odd thing was that they were both Dakes ... that is, males.
Gay Duck sex forever!!!!!