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In the event of extremely dire pain, please contact our New Jersey consultant, John Goodman. He'll be glad to assist you in your effort to resume humane assassination. If, in the odd event that this does not being succssful, please hold your breath and consume twenty-seven raw eggs. Preferably Emu eggs. Thank you for holding, how may I direct your call?
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Man, I'm really quite wierd, aren't I?
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I'm sorry, we are not permitted to sell such materials to someone with a criminal record. Please leave the building immediately and do not touch the door on your way out.
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...Everyone's got a laughing place, a laughing place, a hyo hyo hyo...
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Cloud is good. Satellites can't see you if it's cloudy.
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I think my foil hat has sprung a leak; I'm starting to pick up weird signals from beyond.
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Get on down to the Bed Shed! Great prices to steal. And I digested the bed after I bought it too. It tasted great.
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niki niki pom boom zong zing
and then the monkeys laugh at me
P.S.: I am an expert at this!!!! XD
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Some people say that thunder is the growling of the gods. Some people say that thunder is a mere scientific phenomenon. On the other hand, these people have at different times said that the world was flat and that there is almost certainly extraterrestrial life in the universe. Want to know what it really is?
Lightning coughing.
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Alright, Thomas? How's it going? I'm truly jiggy with it.
No, I won't be at the O2! :D
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Drrrrrr!!!!!!! THAT CHIHUAHUA IS TAKING OVER MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.: What'd I tell you rotfl
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I wonder how many lashes of a whip Daeva could take before he breaks down, curls into the fetal position and weeps like a little girl.
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I wonder how many lashes Vex Ki-Er, nevermind.
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, et cetera, et cetera.
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I just want to get lost in the clouds
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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My posture is shit. No worse than shit, it's hella shit.
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Barre Chords aren't so bad
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Wow, I haven't been keeping up with my drink spiking. Where did Vex go off to..?
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The man in Cannes has a plan
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The rain in Spain don't fall on me
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Ugh... It's so hot and muggy here... I'm going to die of heat egxaustion... See? I'm even to lazy to type right!
*after thought* at least I don't live in Arizona... :shock:
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For others' sake, I regret that I'm not perfect.
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You require more vespene gas.
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