Put it in deep, pull it out, scream and rage.
Pout your lips, look at the blank screen and mirror your pathetic existence.
There's not much you can say, zip up.
YES SIR. ETTANTION.
It's coming.
Printable View
Put it in deep, pull it out, scream and rage.
Pout your lips, look at the blank screen and mirror your pathetic existence.
There's not much you can say, zip up.
YES SIR. ETTANTION.
It's coming.
You guys ever notice how close "lisp" is to "lips"? Damn perverted programmers...
Yeah!
Melted the following in a sandwich:
1 fun-sized Twix
3 Jaffa cakes (an imitation brand, I believe)
3 knife-blobs of Green&Black chocolate spread
Tasted shit.
Lol I bet
Mixed the following at McDonalds yesterday:
Lemonade
Sprite
Hi-C
Powerade (blue)
tasted pretty good, a fruity explosion
It was green so I called it Hulkade, try it
Dude, that's awesome.
I Haz Teh Linux Werking!!!!!!!!
Smart is one of the ugliest cars EVER.
Is there a fluid that surrounds your testicles inside the ballsack?
Stab it and see
Hmm...
*pulls knife*
Oh god...oh my god....holy shit! What are these things? Have these been in me my whole life? THey have arms! They're coming on to me! Oh my god, there are millions of them! Wait, back up. Is that...is that a Quiznos sub? These spiders that flew out of my decimated nutsack come with ninja swords and a Quiznos sub? Oh my god! And they did it right too! It's the same sub I alwys get! Sweet! Good little nutspiders.
So this one time at band camp.
There was some guy.
And he did stuff...to himself.
Strange Brew
:roll:
Kill what's inside of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by capoopy
Shes a witch of trouble in electric blue,
In her own mad mind shes in love with you.
With you.
Now what you gonna do?
Strange brew -- kill whats inside of you.
EDIT: my brother postd this the douche
I was thinking that word.
Douche: A cleaning instrument.
Word: A necessary part of a language; each word has a meaning. When words are put together, a message is transmitted to another person. They take the meaning from the words and...understand them.
I: A first person variant of "he".
was: Past tense of "am"
thinking: The process of going over something in one's mind.
that: How the fuck are you supposed to define all these little words like and and or and the and it? Screw it.
Brother: A male sibling.
Post (v/n): To send a message composed of words (see WORD) to a forum, where it is displayed so the public can read; a message composed of words (See WORD)
Must find food... has it been long enough to drive since having half an alcoholic drink?
Food: A material that the body of any organism needs to survive; fuel for yo bod.
Alcohol: A substance created from a chemical reaction of dead fruit. I think. It gets you drunk. To quote Meet Dave, "It's like space travel, but in ya head!".
Fred, ik heb kanker... Nou dan belle we toch gewoon lekker de kankerfoon
Stick a Rice Krispy Square in a toaster oven!
You'll thank me.
Yum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Yo, I just licked a shit load of chocolate off of my headphones. If only everything could be fixed by sucking the chocolate out of it. But no we have to log in as root and be all "sudo" and everything to get shit done. Woah ho ho! Instead of "Ugh, I need to move this folder into a secure directory" login as root, mv and all that, we could be like:
I wish.Code:bash: Permission denied.
$ suckchoc dir
Extracting chocolate...
Printing...
[Job Done. Suck away, partner.]
Wouldnt it be funny to hear a drunk auctioneer talk?