Where did my anus go?

I haven't seen it in weeks.

That's because yo face is all the way up it. :p

See that ring around your thumb?

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

That's because yo face is all the way up it. :p

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LIAR

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Originally Posted by Oneironaught

See that ring around your thumb?

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NO DAMMIT THIS WAS SERIOUS GOSH

"Gosh" is a funny word.

When ever I lose my anus, it always ends up being in the last place I look.

ill look it up for you ;)

cue goatse

try a mirror

:lol: WTF????

Plural of anus is anii.

oh and pmsl @ LOUD NOISES :lol:

My advice: follow the flies.

I love lamp.

I love carpet

I killed a man with a trident

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!!!!!!

You should lay low for a few days, you're probably wanted for murder...

Look in the toilet, that's the last place you'd have used it.

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Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Look in the toilet, that's the last place you'd have used it.

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or bed

You're talking through it. Follow the sound.

Kind of freaky thinking there's someone's lose anus laying around, maybe stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.

If you find it again, do me a big favor, make sure it gets properly screwed on.

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Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

Kind of freaky thinking there's someone's lose anus laying around, maybe stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.

If you find it again, do me a big favor, make sure it gets properly screwed on.

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Just dont eat any donuts

I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.

Did you check under the shit? Or maybe your anus somehow went up the squirrel's ass.

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Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.

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You're telling me you didn't clean the squirrel before killing it?? Don't you know the first thing about killing animals??? GOSH, some people!!

I was expecting, "Oh God, Doomed, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

You guys severely disappoint. next time I make a thread when I'm stoned, guess who won't be invited to respond to it? (Like I invited you guys before)

So... have you found your anus yet? Maybe I could help.

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Originally Posted by DoomedOne

...make a thread when I'm stoned...

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And therein lies the problem.

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Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I was expecting, "Oh God, Doomed, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

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That's only funny to stoned people :p

*gives DoomedOne an anus he found on the street*

You might want to wash it, it's a tad dirty :o

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Originally Posted by DoomedOne

You guys severely disappoint. next time I make a thread when I'm stoned, guess who won't be invited to respond to it? (Like I invited you guys before)

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That is the LAST time I help you try to locate your anus up a squirrel's ass! You're on your own, you ungrateful whore.

Oh, I just found it! Uranus is in outer space. There's a few rings around it so you may want to use some Wisk.

You're welcome.