lets see, somethi-ah! the drunken man
you: where you out drinking?
drunk: ai-wha?oh, yeah, the dog went, and loved it!
you: what!?! you let the dog get drunk!?!
drunk:*looks at dog running to the door and fall on it's side half way there puking madly* that's me dog, keep it up girl. huh huh
you:that's it, i'm going to study pi. interested?
drunk:is it edible?
you:no
drunk:i'm a walkin away