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See their is no technique
That is getting very old.
Probably to the point that people posting such topics might start getting banned. >.>
:(
Moved to Senseless Banter, which is the only place suitable for it besides the wastebasket.
Hey it's a classic ;)Quote:
That is getting very old.
Probably to the point that people posting such topics might start getting banned. >.>
Pj, you could have waited an hour. Nobody has a sense of humour in senseless banter.
Now THAT'S funny.
You're starting to redeem yourself!
I thought we were deleting all topics containing the words "malac technique"??
It's still not too late.
I don't mean to cause problems, but what is the "malacs technique"? I feel left out.
kind of an internal joke. It's like a failproof technique that never comes out or something.
and bah I have sense of humour in the senseless banter... but I'm just a weirdo you see :>
Yeah, I want to know too.
Malac, what an adventure that was, ;).
Will somebody please fill me in here.
No. It's not worth the trouble, trust me. Try searching the dreaming forums if you're curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming
Alright.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burns
*feels disappointed that the technique is non existent*
I was getting my hopes up :(
Some guy called malc came, said he was going to post a 100% technoque, kept stalling with stories. He was met with some healthy skeptcism and said he was only going to pm his technique to those who were nice to him and licked his furry arse. Some did. The technique never came, Malac disappeared.
His thread grew to a ridiculous size, not to mention the numerous threads made about him.
;(
Thanks imran p. That guy sounds like a no-good, poopy-pants, self-obsessed, turd-faced butt monkey.
Hey imram, I have a quick question. Is arse just a different spelling/pronunciation say ass, or is it something completely different?
I think its so you can get past strict word-filtersQuote:
Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming
if i remember wendy was the one who posted the last two "i have malac's technquie!!1!1!one!" topics... i dont think anyone found it funny those times either.
yeah I think I remember the other one. they're not funny and shouldn't even be in senseless.Quote:
Originally Posted by freefire
Oh. My. God....Quote:
Originally Posted by webmasterI think its so you can get past strict word-filtersQuote:
Originally Posted by Half/DreamingHey imram, I have a quick question. Is arse just a different spelling/pronunciation say ass, or is it something completely different?Quote:
Originally Posted by imran_p
:bang:
Malac rules, you are all just jealous that he didn't PM you his technique.
Malac's 100% Lucidity Technique is simply:
Spend all day wondering and guessing what the technique is, to create subliminal and subconscious messages that will later trigger lucidity during sleep.
It isn't a very good technique, if that's what it is. :D
Ok, I decided to end your misery so I'll post Malac's 95% technique:
Like malac often said, each step is of absolute importance, and if you skip steps or change them in any way then it will not work.
First you make a mixture of a few natural substances by grinding them together in a food processor.
The mixture contains:
550 grams of Cyanea kuhihewa, mature, dried, leaves.
45 grams of Wollemia nobilis ( mature ) root
40 grams of young Encephalartos woodii bark kernel ( the inner part of the bark, not the crust )
70 mg of painite crushed to fine powder
200 mg of serendibite crushed to fine powder
35 grams of dried frass from Dryococelus australis.
Add also 400 grams of distilled water
Mix them in the food processor for 10 minutes.
Put the result in an oven pre-hitted to 40 degrees Celsius, for 10 minutes.
Take it out, leave it to dry, but not in direct sunlight.
Put the remaining mixture in a clay container.
Bury it in humid soil.
After 3 years take it out. break the clay container, sculpt the mixture into a shape that you relate to according to your background, religion, or culture. It's best if the shape symbolizes dreams.
wrap it in any fine cloth ( But not in silk ).
Bury it again, this time under your house. With the "head" of the shape directed north or south.
You should now have lucid dreams almost every night.
Hahah, my thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ynot
As for the technique...it got old the second time around.
The forum now needs a cleansing ritual to destroy the remaining traces of annoyance left over from the first attempt.
Well looks like he is sharing now :p
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=41148
Lmao imran you were one the ppl i argued with, don't tell half the story and lie with the other..wow...the stalling with stories = wrong (not gonna explain the hundredth time to you) and lick my furry arse = wrong (not gonna explain again to you or others who never listen). To those who are interested in knowing the history of what happened, look around in the forums under search or something. Don't get the word from some of my former ignorant critics like imran. By the way, disappeared? Lol it's summer time and I have a life, but before I left i did leave alot of tips to ppl to jumpstart them in a correct or better direction.Quote:
Originally Posted by imran_p
OK then, sacrastic English folks, how do you pronounce "arse".
Exactly as it is spelt :p
So you actually say "Are"-"s"Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamA
Well, exactly how it is spelled would be "Are"-"seh"
its like saying arson without the -on at the end
omg malcs back, care to post your mystery technique.
Oi everyone lets not be harsh on the american guy lol.
(Theres more of them on here ;))
And no you elft no tips, whatsoever, now crawl back into the hole youve been living i nfro the last 2 months.
=D
I actually say ass.
....is that an insult...or..what?Quote:
Originally Posted by imran_p
well i cant agree. cause his arse inst furry and you spelled technique wrong :p fix those first lol :pope: :horse:Quote:
Some guy called malc came, said he was going to post a 100% technoque, kept stalling with stories. He was met with some healthy skeptcism and said he was only going to pm his technique to those who were nice to him and licked his furry arse. Some did. The technique never came, Malac disappeared.
His thread grew to a ridiculous size, not to mention the numerous threads made about him.
ha, this malac thing is turning into a dreamviews classic joke...noob comes on site saying they have great technique and they boast about it but say they dont have enough time to type it and they leave us before posting it as we are almost falling out of our chairs from the suspense because we think we are getting a great 100% working technique.haha, i feel happy to have witnessed this whole conspiracy!
yeah malac is like, the new leo volont :rolllaugh:
Malac's name will be known on these forums for years probaly :P, as long as wendy is around anyway.
Ok lets get this striaght I never kissed malacs ass, I just didn't insalt him, or critizise him like 90% of you guys did, cause I don't like nagging people. (this statment is not aimed at anyone specificly)
heh, not even close. I give Leo way more credit than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by freefire
yeah i guess he isnt THAT bad, i mean we dont have anyone putting anything about malac in their sig :roll: but still. Leo is long gone, malac is still here.Quote:
heh, not even close. I give Leo way more credit than that.
no, not at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming
Take it as a compliment ;)
Personally, from observation, I dislike them both, and take them with a grain of salt.
hell, i don't have a celsius oven.
Another Oh. My. God. moment there. Bah who needs celsius and fahrenheit when you have kelvin.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlternateReality
/me hearts kelvin
Oh and also: wendylove no-one cares about the malac technique. It was quite funny the first time you did the joke, but not the second and definitely not now. So just leave it alone mmkay?
goldney, Get. Lost. , Kelvin is MIIIIINEEE
Wow, I have stumbled across this thread again... Funny how alot of people critisize about a past they don't even know but just heard of. 100% tech, no, it's 95%. As simply stated there are more errors to what people are saying. I had agreed to give it all out, but critisizm occured. Agreed to pm people, even giving ldg the list of names a while back but, more critisizm. So now I just give tips to boost the community some. Only progress I seen in months are none. I seen Clarity's Wild tech and it was beautifully written, but in truth, it's just a guide that has different ways of wilding pieced together that you can find on the internet( I can hear some ppl right now saying " well atleast she did contribute more then you"). That's not what I call real progress but more like some. I even thought of giving steps of the Puzzle to people but first I tested the reaction. The first of course was Wendy since she asked so I gave her some tips. Lol 10 min. later she makes a topic about tactiling Wild or something silly as that from reading what I written to him/her. No credit or anything, just stamped her name on something he/she absolutely knew much about and changed somethings (I forgot). I didn't care much anyways since tactiling is just something to stir Wendy in the right direction a little and plus the fact all people could look at some sources on the net or books about tactiling. It's not like it's a secret word or way to get lucid, just a way to "progress" so Wendy or someone could discover the other parts to lding. Lol when I talk about tactiling thats not even a "main" part but simply a clue, as a matter of fact it's like a detective finding a gun at a crime scene but the gun (tactiling) is not the killer( way to lding) but instead, the gun can show whom it was registered to( progress). I know its a sketchy example but best I could think of right now. In other words, just tip of the iceberg (lol?). Also, for those claiming I disappeared umm Durrr! Its f'king summertime? lol
I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking, "No-one cares any more."
No, you're not, goldney.
Will people stop making threads with the word "malac" in it? It's obvious he just logs on and does a search with his name to see if people are still talking about him. :roll:
I agreeQuote:
Originally Posted by goldney
hahaha
I do care however, I don't see how malac has done naything wrong to anybody I don't know if I'm alone on that I don't care if he does promise to show us his tech, and doesn't it's his own bussiness, can anyone explain what malac has done besides not show us his own creation that he doesn't have to show us, I mean I'm no butt kisser i just don't understand.
the only thing im bugged about is that he promised to show us it. and he didnt. I didnt really care to much about it anyway. Im learning to WILD and im sure thats better than any mystery technique :p
i mean, really. any technique that is as easy as he claimed it was, isnt worth it. all the good techniques take lots of trial and error.
what's the point in trying to stand up for yourself? No one's going to listen to a word you say unless you actually post the stupid technique, which is never going to happen. And dont say you're not going to post it because you're only going to pm it to people unless you're actually going to. have you even pm'd it to anyone? because no one on dv seems to know your technique. all evidence proves you're lying so just cut the crap and admit the truth alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by malac
malac, will you please PM me the technique? I have hit a rut in my LD abilities, and I would appreciate a new technique.
and if he acutally pm's you, please tell me that he's actually telling the truth. I would be amazed if there really was this so-called techniqueQuote:
Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming
If he PMs me I'm going to keep his secret.
and add like, 100 LDs in your sig. after 2 nights! :shock: