The TRULY Senseless Thread

[A dreamer168]

Like a random number generator. Oh yeahhh. Good!!!! I was aiming for that!!! MONKEY!!!! STEALING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[•Neko•]

Good!!!! I was aiming for that!!! MONKEY!!!! STEALING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No way! Quick, get the tax documents! We've got rock climbing to do!

[A dreamer168]

I've got the documents Neko, but what should I do with the squirrel? P.S. The funness is this!!!

[GestaltAlteration]

I've got the documents Neko, but what should I do with the squirrel? P.S. The funness is this!!! You pompous house! Squirrels are to be.

[♥Mark]

You pompous house! Squirrels are to be. That's not a question! Not even a little bit! Anyone can see that this isn't a question!

[Man of Steel]

What a buncha suitcases... If I read a rabbit, will Al Gore take 10% off of my lawmower tax?

[GestaltAlteration]

9:46pm NO! NO FORGIVE ME, PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME! AM. I meant AM!

[•Neko•]

I'd like a sausage, παρακαλώ (please). SAUSAGE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

[Universal Mind]

Other holes are being thrown at the gaps in space. Most are very heavy in the wilderness at the mall before the arcade opens for shutting down in the ocean. Dance.

[A dreamer168]

Do the otter dance! It is fun! Mickey Mouse does it do?

[•Neko•]

I STILL DO NOT HAVE MY ΛΟΥΚΑΝΙΚΟ. Where teh Ηελλ is my sauságe? I paid a hundred ευρώ for it. May your nose fester with the rage of olives!!!

[GestaltAlteration]

+1 to the aftergrove.

[A dreamer168]

I do not speak greek olives and grapes do though * loses mind and then loses Ming HEEHEEHHAHAHA!!!!!

[GestaltAlteration]

A TIME MUST COME, WHEN EVERY MAN WOMAN AND [You are the dead] MUST RISE UP AGAINST OUR MALIFACTORS. - Quote from [You are the dead] The implications of said doodle, as if it were a major political player, is as an icepick to the icecream land nerve center. I AM live.

[•Neko•]

A TIME MUST COME, WHEN EVERY MAN WOMAN AND [You are the dead] MUST RISE UP AGAINST OUR MALIFACTORS. - Quote from [You are the dead] The implications of said doodle, as if it were a major political player, is as an icepick to the icecream land nerve center. I AM live. Wow, that is some sweet cauliflower. I couldn't even wave a tuning fork at that.

[A dreamer168]

Neko, go on and wave ur tuning fork for one day u will destroyer of the carrot ppl that being said what? Do not call here again!!!

[Bearsy]

You fucking toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster!! Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!! Magic jellybeans are growing from my headwound where the flies landed. These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!! My scheme is complete!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet! And sour!! HAH!! I am Testiclês, God of rash covered scrotums!! You have broken my secret elbow!! You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than crutons!! NOW I FEED!!! Holy pigshit Batman! Spank my ass and call me Debbie! I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg! Hey, where's your head, mommy? You is my elf ho. You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil! Hey, dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscut filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! Goddamn my navel itches!! Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grr! Woof! Those kids are after me lucky charms!! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed lines are chasing me!! Cease your barky noise making!! Join my legion of darkness, my frown face empire!! Go forth and become a happy cabbage!!! Your service is complete!! Get me some fucking corn nuts!! Hail lord satan and his epileptic monkey!! Mock me, you fried cyclops?!?! Je suis un très grande pomme de terre! Disperse all ye fucking people!! I am now the God that bleeds, the unremarkable tapeworm that flies!!! I am like a flying potato!! End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr!! Timmy's in trouble!! You remember this lesson I teach you!! Use it for GOOD!!! Use it on nachos!!! Hangnail! Eggy-weggy oh so bright!! Eggy weggy. . . .FFUCK YOU SATAN!! I EAT YOUR TUNA!! SIZE SIX MY ASS!! You deny me freshmaker?!?!?!?!?!? My baloney does have a first name!! But I don't know what it is! That fuckin' baloney!!! I hate...ack!! Fizzy neck warp pisses on bumpy groin pit!! I feel like chicken tonight, you fucking pez crumb!!! Don't make me turn this car around!!! Them's crabs, Willy! Crackers, crackers, but no squeezy cheese! GROWL! You taste the threat of mollusks and are pleased! Grind you in seven areas, clam-befriender! CITIZEN OF MARS! Surrender or I become giant Wilford Brimley!!! I have super duper rash!!! Accusations! Wicked hoarder of time! I Shall regurgitate no peas! Hear me shiny rectal tick!! MOO! I'm voodoo cursing you!

[Universal Mind]

Superman was still a wonder of a woman but moving in a van morrison to Detroit too. Guess witch that won says the boy wonder what was that which Juan.

[A dreamer168]

NOOO!!! this thread is dying I shall give it CPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael]

CPR = WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN X2 + 5 DOGS ON A SLED GOING UP A HILL FLYING TO THE SUN IN A RACECAR POWERED GOAT! PHEW, its revived!!! said the couch...

[A dreamer168]

The couch says "MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Oink u all!!! I have the pen!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CymekSniper]

If there is indeed a formula, is this thread truly sensless?

[Man of Steel]

Where the wild rutabagas flounder, only mild-mannered politicians will eat the destiny of the saints!

[Man of Steel]

Wow, this thread has degraded into the selfless depravity of lost ducklings and hungry crayons. At least that's what my lawyer claimed in small basketballs court. Though why the bald washing machine tattled on the waffle iron I'll never cogitate. It is almost as if blue skies are never going to haunt the great whale known as Doby Mick. Unfortunately, my plagiarized uncle's misbegotten self-sacrifice only lasted thirteen seconds before imploding explosively. With the kind of bang only true oranges can manipulate, my father's mother's son's sister's brother's gallbladder was impeccably plastered all over the eastern wall of my goat-hair tent. What a mess that made, I had to call in the Statue of Liberty and her Hoover Dam to clean it up. Speaking of up, my referee's paycheck is disgruntled because its monkey got loose in the freezer, and busted a turkey. I don't know how the little bugger did it, but he managed to eat three M&Ms and a pail of raw boxer briefs.

[GestaltAlteration]

There is only one thing certain in life.