Did you know..?

[♥Mark]

That there is a "simple English" Wikipedia? I found it in a list of all the languages Wikipedia is written in. Basically, it's exactly like it sounds. According to the article on itself: "Articles in the Simple English Wikipedia use fewer words and easier grammar than the original English Wikipedia. The Simple English Wikipedia is also for people with different needs, such as students, children, adults with learning difficulties and people who are trying to learn English. Other people use the Simple English Wikipedia because its simple language helps them to understand unfamiliar topics or complex ideas." Sounds nice, so I went ahead and translated my user page for simplepedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Userrofessor_mark Interesting Fact: There is actually no smiley in my user name.

[Goldney]

Interestingly enough, your profile makes absolutely no sense. I'm not talking about the long words etc. I'm saying that it pretty much isn't english. It's random words cobbled together to sound impressive. Still, it's funny.

[Identity X]

Let's all make fun of the retards/kids/foreigners.

[Keeper]

rofessor Mark has done it again

[♥Mark]

Interestingly enough, your profile makes absolutely no sense. I'm not talking about the long words etc. I'm saying that it pretty much isn't english. It's random words cobbled together to sound impressive. Still, it's funny. That's the point. This way there is no chance of them figuring it out.

[Bearsy]

its no longer there. what happened?

[Spartiate]

It got deleted by the Wiki staff, check the logs ---> http://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index....Professor_mark And yeah those simple english topics are pretty funny... "An airplane or aeroplane is a kind of aircraft, something that can fly, but is heavier than air. Airplanes are sometimes called just 'planes. All airplanes have wings." "Decapitation is always fatal, that is, the result is always death." Haha I could spend all night there...