this is why...

this is why it's illegal for drunk, one armed, texan's to drive trucks.

http://chrisrico.org/cars/cars.html

I want a car! (not those though...)

What! Did my grampa get out of is cage again. I reken' he aint right.

Check out my location. trying to make humor of this stereotype, that everyone thinks that texas is still like the 1800's.

Oh and Je33ica, where did you get that funny pinguin clip. Where can I find more of that stuff.

Ouch... Nicely put together crime scene. Is this true or just a joke?

Poor VW Jetta. :damnit:

bah jetta! Poor 240sx!! :(

Haha I've seen this already on another forum, but I still find it hilarious. :D

I'm just sad that the dog went flying through the front windshield. Poor puppy.











Now, if it was a cat on the other hand. :lol:

My uncle chucked his cat off a 2nd storey balcony.

Errr...why?

Pissed on the carpet and broke stuff one too many times...My uncle is kind of an emotional lunatic :P

The cat was fine, it's just not allowed back in the house now.

at leasts he didn't have a gun too...

He now has a pellet gun :roll: I could see him shooting it if it did something bad.

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That's actually really harsh, it would have had to do something really really bad, but I'm sure something could drive him to use it :P