Nonsense Nouns

I was looking in one of my old notebooks when I came upon a short list of nonsense nouns. On the left hand side were the alien phrases, and on the right were their translation. Here's some of the more interesting ones:

Yellow balls of acid (lemons)
Rhino rhea inhibitor (tissue)
The leaking stick (pen)

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Squirting blindness fruit (grapefruit)

Holy crapper of DOOM! (outhouse)
Maniacal maker of harmonic noises. (radio)

Rotating caged blade. (fan)
Hot-topped melting stick. (candle)
Armored waterbreather. (fish)