The Fortunate/Unfortunate game!

Ok simple game may have been done before. I say something that is fortunate, the next poster responds with something that is unfortunate related to my first post. The post after that responds with something fortunate and so on....

E.g:

Fortunately I have the internet on my laptop now..

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Unfortunately I got 1000 viruses and my computer exploded

...

Fortunately i survived

Unfortunately I lost both limbs and im now a vegetable...


And soo on..


OK FIRST POST:


Fortunately I have found a way to produce safe energy...

Unfortunately I forgot what it was.

Fortunately I am not married...

Unfortunately my wife is dead.

Fortunately we found a way to get our troublesome daughter to sleep during our holiday to Portugal while we had a good time with our friends....

too far man, too far.

fortunately, im guessing most americans wont know what that relates to.

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Originally Posted by derb

too far man, too far.

fortunately, im guessing most americans wont know what that relates to.

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Unfortunately, Americans made the world explode.

Fortunately, beer is awesome.

Unfortunately, it makes you st00pid

Fortunately, I'm bi

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Originally Posted by Marvo

Unfortunately, it makes you st00pid

Fortunately, I'm bi

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Unfortunately, you can't see how women are 100 times more hot than men.

Fortunately, porno is awesum.

Unfortunately, you caught your parents watching it.

Fortunately, I'll be going to Walt Disney World this spring.

Unfortunately, you'll be mobbed by hundreds of illegal immigrants dressed as disney characters...

Fortunately I'm still alive!

Unfortunatly, everything else in ur life hs gone wrong.

Fortunately I'm a mad scientist

Unfortunately, your own creation will kill you.

Fortunately, I'm the only one that understood that your only soppost to put one Un/Fortunately sentence per post.

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Originally Posted by Identity X

Fortunately we found a way to get our troublesome daughter to sleep during our holiday to Portugal while we had a good time with our friends....

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That was a little too far.

Unfortunately no one else was clever enough to read the first post to find out that you only had to post one sentance..

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Originally Posted by afcSophie

That was a little too far.

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Hmm, I should think we'll find out whether it was too far or not pretty soon... either there's evidence or there's not.

Unfortunately, you forgot to put a fortunately sentence...

Fortunately, DV is a cool place.

Unfortunately, members here like to follow the crowd and not give things thought.

Fortunately, I'm not one of those members.

Unforunately many are.

Fortunatly. although nearly everone on this thread didn't read the rules, i really dont give a crap and like it the way it is...

Unfortunately, nobody really cares what subspecies of salamander it was.

fourtunately, i had toast for breakfast

Unfortunately, you spread margarine on it instead of butter.

Fortunately, Spartiate read the label wrong; it said Marmite, not margarine.

Unfortunatly, Spartiate is allergic to marmite!

(this is how it is supposed to be played...it continues like a story)

unfortunately for this thread, there was no fortunately thingy in that last post. and ireland just lost to france in the six nations thanks to that dick of a ref.

fortunately the team i play for is currently on a winning streak of 7 games.

WOOOT!!!

Unfortunately, derb hasn't realised that you must only post one sentence at a time :roll:.

Fortuanately, I have. :banana:

unfortunately I ran out of chocolate.

Fortunately, I have some I'll give you. It's a bit melted, though...

Unforunately I have ate two bags of goobers. (tasted great but you know :shock:)

Fortunatly, i dont know the effect that goobers produces after consumption!