I like to keep in tune with my household objects.
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I like to keep in tune with my household objects.
Good man [14 year-old boy]
So. How do your fucked up far eastern experiences feel at the moment.
*Cough*16*cough*
Not quite sure what you mean. Would you like a poll?
I'd expect you to vote of course.
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Originally Posted by ClouD
Just tell me about your anal-stretchingly fun experiences with these household items you speak so highly of.
Cucumber. >.>
:shock: Oh God :shock:
Shall you go first?
You seem quite eager.
That's a tough one. If I chose cucumber, can I have a bowl of vinegar to dip it in?
If not, I'll chose the grapefruit...
I'm going to assume you are homosexual seeing your nature of answering to sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
grapefruits should be destroyed, and removed from planet earth
Not only a bowl of vinegar, you get the whole bottle!Quote:
Originally Posted by hankwheels
Incorrect!Quote:
Originally Posted by ClouD
I just like cucumber better.
Trying to work out...sexual...analogy...brain...hurtin'... :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
Smut.
Dear God! Think of the children!
You think of children while implementing your Goatse-esque grapefruit antics?!Quote:
Originally Posted by ClouD
Sick fuck.
Hey look, it's ClouD versus Carousoul!
Get him, Carasoul!
Fuck you and everyone you ever loved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
I did! Once!
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
Anyway Sinny, when can we be expecting some photos up?
Tomorrow. 19:36 GMT. On the dot.
:)
Hmm.
^^ Spam Alert!
Oh, and here i was thinking that the grapefruit was my bitch.
I must be severely mistaken.
You are.
grapefruits are best. i dont like cucumbers
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Originally Posted by freefire
Is this you: LINK REMOVED
???
My eyeses. :P
Dad promised to quit taking these pics.
Hmmmm.
Well pickles def. If you can let the cucumber sit for a while
cuz pickles are awesome.....
like totally
not for fake
but for real.
- Regards.
I LOVE grapefruits,
If you cut them in half and scoop out the fruit part away from the rhine part, it's ACTUALLY sweet, and not bitter.
I like cucumbers too though -_-
I like all veggies and fruits. Literally... all of them.....
Maybe not beets though.
-patience
Agreed. I hate grapefruit. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by grasshoppa
Are you just all against me today O?! Gah lee O
I think this is the most we've ever disagree'd...
with your grapefruit hateing self.
PSSH!
;)
-patience
Grapefruit rock.
Hard.
Rock hard.
(but not like that)
Hey, you were the one hating on my Spanish linguistics. Don't try to put it all on me! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
Haha.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
I'm a female.... I can blame it all on you if I want to!!
HA!!
Now BEAT THAT!!
It's like the laws of physics or something....
-patience
I'm a man...I can pretend to care. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
Then it looks like the Universe is working exactly how it is suppose to.
A woman that can blame anything on anyone else, and a man who pretends to care.
Now... go to work and I'll cook the dinner!
-patience
Touch those grapefruit, and i'll break your hymen.
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Originally Posted by ClouD
Wow, that's random.
BTW Did you know Did you know that grapefruit was developed in the West Indies in the early 1700s and first introduced to Florida in the 1820s.
I thought that was very interesting! See I do pay attention in class. When Im not texting. :D
No I didn't....
then again....
I don't care :(.
AS LONG AS I CAN EAT EM :D!
WOOO @#$%*@#$)
-patience
EXACTLY like that. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
You have a dirty mind. :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
You're one to TALK MoS!!
-xena [warrior princess]
I cant help but being awkward, even on the internet.
I blame quantum. Or hormones.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
Probably hormones.
Such memories.
I wish the anal-stretching to continue here-on!
So do tell sir, grapefruit or cucumber?
Cucumber. As it best represents what I already have.
In Soviet Russia, cucumber eats you!
Also, in Soviet Russia, cucumber's anus is expanded by YOU!Quote:
Originally Posted by ClouD
lol this thread.
Brings back memories lul.
Mango fruit a la pocket lady and American pie.
Lulz
I stick my cucumber in the grapefruit, just 'cause I'm fucked up.