Thread: Evil Sex...

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Xox and O, I'm so glad you both jumped in and contributed to the thread so fantastically. I'm glad to see we're all on the same page a far as evil sex goes. Muahaha.

Who's Spike? He doesn't look like he's my type though.

Welcome.

I'm trying to think of more, but nothing immediately comes to mind.

Queen of the Damned had some uber sexiness as well.

And have you seen Rise...with Lucy Lui!? Ohhh so much hot vampirism...

I've never seen interview with a vampire, either, though I intend to see it soon. I've got several books full of Vampire stuff sitting on my table that I look through every so often. ^_^

As far as Vampires go, I've always been a fan of this pic

O_O



Starts to back cautiously out of thread, but trips over Nina's torture rack on the way out.


Ahem! Err, hi, guys... I was just, ah...going. Yes, going. Somewhere else. As in, not here. Bye, then.


Lifts off, leaving a mild sonic boom in his wake.

I woudn't have sex with a female vampire, incase they try and hole punch my penis. And the reason I said they're ugly - Well, just watch what Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer does when he's bitten someone. His face mutates into a weird wrinkled face. But I wasn't having mental images of that, as that would be hole punching and gay.

*Feels sorry for Josh (MoS) getting approached by vampires*

*Laughs and catches a snapshot of MoS just before he flies away, just to be able to prove that he was here, in case the question ever comes up*


Ooh, and let's not forget, my baby, Salma Hyek's (the finest vampire that ever did "exist" - until she transforms, of course...) table-dance in From Dusk 'til Dawn.

dance scene

[Edit: Oh, and no, I've never seen Rise, but I love Lucy Liu, so I may just have to check that out sometime.]

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

*Laughs and catches a snapshot of MoS just before he flies away, just to be able to prove that he was here, in case the question ever comes up*


Ooh, and let's not forget, my baby, Salma Hyek's (the finest vampire that ever did "exist" - until she transforms, of course...) table-dance in From Dusk 'til Dawn.

dance scene

[Edit: Oh, and no, I've never seen Rise, but I love Lucy Liu, so I may just have to check that out sometime.]

See Rise. Definitely.

Oooo yes Salma Hayek...that is hot. You know...I bet that's how Bellatrix plays with Voldemort's snake. O_o

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

*Laughs and catches a snapshot of MoS just before he flies away, just to be able to prove that he was here, in case the question ever comes up*


Ooh, and let's not forget, my baby, Salma Hyek's (the finest vampire that ever did "exist" - until she transforms, of course...) table-dance in From Dusk 'til Dawn.

dance scene

[Edit: Oh, and no, I've never seen Rise, but I love Lucy Liu, so I may just have to check that out sometime.]

Oh edit your signiture you..........Moderator!

Did you know that, before shooting that scene, she was deathly afraid of snakes? Haha. Awesome. That's what I call "facing your fear...with Style!" Lol.

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Oh edit your signiture you..........Moderator!

Haha. I will, I will. But I'm about to go out and get hammered---I mean, "have a very cautious and well-behaved enjoyment of the New Year's Day festivities" () so I'll have to do it later.

Oneironaut - Shoudn't you be out training? I think if you want to turn Super Saiyan Three, you have to train and not get very cautious and well-behaved!

Oh wait, I forgot - You're not an anime character are you?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

*Laughs and catches a snapshot of MoS just before he flies away, just to be able to prove that he was here, in case the question ever comes up*

Zips back in at unheard of speeds, grabs the photo, and heads back out...

..and promptly runs full speed into a very solid wall of very thick glass.

Something has to give here.

It's not the glass.


Ow.


Y'know, on second thought, I think I'll just stay.

Evil sex obviously very popular on DV. Good.

Gay vampires also surprisingly popular. Good?

Originally Posted by Aquanina

I bet that's how Bellatrix plays with Voldemort's snake. O_o

I love that analogy.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

More glittery kind of evil? She almost almost made Golden Compass worth watching.

Agreed.

I don't see why evil always has to be all shiny black latex and fangs.

Evil Nicole is way better than all the other Nicoles.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I love that analogy.

I love that someone actually picked up on that.

I'm 16. I'll pick up anything even vaguely sexual.



Death Note evil hawtness?



Barely hawtness, unfortunately.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Death Note evil hawtness?

Oh without a doubt!

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Dumbledore would never have sex with Voldy! He was in love with Grindelwald.

Oh, while we're talking Harry Potter sex, was Dumbledore gay?

I'm thinking J.K. said it for the lulz.

And for the added incentive for slash fanart, of course.

Oh, Trelawney/Dumbledore? Not evil, but I could see it happening.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Oh, while we're talking Harry Potter sex, was Dumbledore gay?

I'm thinking J.K. said it for the lulz.

And for the added incentive for slash fanart, of course.

Oh, Trelawney/Dumbledore? Not evil, but I could see it happening.

I remember thinking that Dumbledore and Grindelwald were a little more than "friends" when I was reading about their relationship. I wasn't shocked or anything when she announced that he was gay, it seemed pointless to me for her to announce that, but I suppose she had her reasons.

And I can't imagine Trewlawny with anyone...maybe McGonagall and Dumbledore (had he not been gay).

But still...old people sex is not evil sex...and it's not hot sex. So let's no more talky about old people sex.

Good idea.

*cough* Hagrid and Buckbeak.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

*cough* Hagrid and Buckbeak.

*chokes*

LOL let's not go there

Let's not.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Good idea.

*cough* Hagrid and Buckbeak.

Originally Posted by Burns

*chokes*

LOL let's not go there

Haha yeah let's not. Besides Hagrid has Madame Maxine...and she's alot of woman.

Siиdяed we should make our Harry Potter noc lists.