Evil Sex...

**nina** · 12-31-2007 03:51 PM

...is the best sex.

**Cyclic13** · 12-31-2007 03:54 PM

And what would that be my dear? Why don't you show me... you can tie me up and bake me one of your special muffins

**Alban** · 12-31-2007 04:01 PM

Heeeeey, wait a minute, that title was just a cheap trick to get us in here.

I don't see any evil sex.
Where's my evil sex?!
If somebody doesn't give me evil sex in the next 10 minutes, I'm outta here.

**Howie** · 12-31-2007 04:05 PM

You will likely never make love again.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Howie

You will likely never make love again.

Untrue.

You don't have to be completely evil to have evil sex. People who have evil sex can still have regular sex, and even "make love" (which in my opinion is entirely overrated!)

lol...bring on the evil sex!

**Howie** · 12-31-2007 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Untrue.

You don't have to be completely evil to have evil sex. People who have evil sex can still have regular sex, and even "make love" (which in my opinion is entirely overrated!)

lol...bring on the evil sex!

So what is evil sex? Like bondage or rough sex? This could go in so many ~~erections~~ -directions.
Those are not necessarily evil are they?

Don't you think that after certain circumstances that something is lost.
I think this begs for further discussion.

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 04:51 PM

Would a Voldemort/Dumbledore slash be considered evil sex?

Burn that mental image down.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Would a Voldemort/Dumbledore slash be considered evil sex?

Burn that mental image down.

Hahaha!!!

Dumbledore would never have sex with Voldy! He was in love with Grindelwald.

Now...Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort...that's about as hot as evil sex can get! Phew...someone turn down the heat. O_o I bet they let Nagini join in the fun too...

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 05:41 PM

Eww...though Bellatrix was hawt. Bald Voldemort, twisted baby Voldemort or back-of-Quirrel's-head Voldemort?

We need to get this mental image perfect.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Eww...though Bellatrix was hawt. Bald Voldemort, twisted baby Voldemort or back-of-Quirrel's-head Voldemort?

We need to get this mental image perfect.

Voldemort...like from Order of the Phoenix. I cannot deny I find his evil power to be quite alluring, during his fight with Dumbledore I wanted some of that. When he shatters all the glass in the ministry it made me tingly in all the right places. Though, it could also be because I find Ralph Fiennes to be quite sexy and a stellar actor.

And Bellatrix is uber sexah. Plus Helena Bonham Carter is my favorite actress atm.

Together they are unstoppably sexilicious. You KNOW they have hot evil sex. Plus she's married and he's alot older than her. So it's evil AND scandalous...and that's about as hot as sex can get. Do I have issues or what!? Haha...

I do not deny it.

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 05:54 PM

Hmmm...I say we kidnap Bonham Carter and Ralph Fiennes and make the greatest YouTube video EVAR.

We can do it, Nina. You know we can. Get Seeker on the case.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Hmmm...I say we kidnap Bonham Carter and Ralph Fiennes and make the greatest YouTube video EVAR.

We can do it, Nina. You know we can. Get Seeker on the case.

Screw that! I say we break into the costume department and uh..hmm...nevermind!

Seriously though, I totally want to cosplay Bellatrix, how fun would that be. But I'd need someone to cosplay Sirius Black for me. Because that's just a must. And evil cousin sex is extremely scandalous hot sex too... O_o

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Screw that! I say we break into the costume department and uh..hmm...nevermind!

Originally Posted by Aquanina

And evil cousin sex is hot sex too... O_o

Goodness, I hadn't even considered the incestuous undertones...hmmm...

We expect YouTube results by tomorrow, Nina!

**nina** · 12-31-2007 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Goodness, I hadn't even considered the incestuous undertones...hmmm...

We expect YouTube results by tomorrow, Nina!

Oh yeah, scandalous incestuous sex can be extremely sexy, as long as it's not like immediate family members and everyone is of age.

I won't deny my fanfic will have some scandalous relationships...I hope that doesn't turn too many people off it. *shrugs*

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 06:20 PM

Where is your fanfic? We're all waiting, Nina.

I can't believe we've been talking about Harry Potter sex and I haven't mentioned Fleur yet.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Where is your fanfic? We're all waiting, Nina.

I can't believe we've been talking about Harry Potter sex and I haven't mentioned Fleur yet.

I'm nearly done with the first few 2 chapters. But I'm still hesitant to post it, just cause I dunno if some people don't like it I might turn all emo and stuff.

Is it just me or was the movie version of Fleur, not what you expected?

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 06:30 PM

Nothing like what I expected. They removed most of the Veela stuff though, so she was a fairly different character.

I think the film one was hawter, the book one mildly more amusing. It's fun to laugh at French people.

**Burns** · 12-31-2007 06:36 PM

Yeah Fleur was a disappointment in the films. They could've found a much hotter actress for the role.

And as far as evil sex goes, good call on Voldy and Bella. They would be IT!

But for me, I don't think I'm cut out for "evil sex". Fun and somewhat rough, yeah ok, but "evil"?? hmm, don't know about that...

**Jdeadevil** · 12-31-2007 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

...is the best sex.

Yeah and I get people having a go at me when I make threads/posts like this.

**nina** · 12-31-2007 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Burns

Yeah Fleur was a disappointment in the films. They could've found a much hotter actress for the role.

And as far as evil sex goes, good call on Voldy and Bella. They would be IT!

But for me, I don't think I'm cut out for "evil sex". Fun and somewhat rough, yeah ok, but "evil"?? hmm, don't know about that...

Lol...evil doesn't necessarily have to be rough or S&M or anything like that. That's definitely not what I had in mind. I just think evil sex is alot more lustful and hotter, since evil people are usually portrayed as being passionate, powerful, beautiful, etc. so their sex should be that much hotter, lol. I dunno I could be crazy...

Have you seen Braham Stoker's Dracula? That is some hot evil vampire sex...lol...and Gary Oldman...omg...hotness

**Burns** · 12-31-2007 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Have you seen Braham Stoker's Dracula? That is some hot evil vampire sex...lol...and Gary Oldman...omg...hotness

No, never seen it. I remember reading a book a long time ago that had hot vampire sex in it. I see what you're saying about evil sex now...

And I agree it would be HOTTT!!

**Siиdяed** · 12-31-2007 06:49 PM

All the best evil villains are powerful, stylish, slick and sexy. Clearly evil sex is going to be hawter than goody sex.

Harry Potter and Hermione, or Voldemort and Bellatrix? Obv.

**DeadDollKitty** · 12-31-2007 06:54 PM

i love vampires

But, in the harry potter series, i call Snape. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM HES MINE!
And i call Richard Roxburg, Count Dracula, from the Vanhelsing Movie *sighs dreamily*
Im going to have a nice threesome going on.. Anyone care to join?