Sex or die. |
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it's time to unleash your best, worst, most cheesy, most repulsive, and just plain most dumb pick up lines on the person above you! |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
Sex or die. |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Wanna play My Little Pony? |
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Let's get sirius and see what magic we can make with my wand, girl. |
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You into buttsecks? |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Becaue you are out of this world. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
I wish I was DNA amylase so I could unzip your genes. |
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Get in the trunk. Now. |
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If you were a girl... |
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If i were gay, you'd so be mine. |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
I have a weapon of mass destruction. In my pants. Want to see it? |
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I gave you everything. |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Ok, this isn't really a pick up line but I heard it the other day and just about BARFED: |
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Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're a BOMB. |
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*hands you a condom with my # on it" |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
Are you from Tennessee? |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
You got mirrors in ya pants coz I see me in 'em. |
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My, Xox, trying to pick up yourself? |
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Bond, James Bond. |
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"You're bad, everything about you is, I am better than you all" |
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"He who is the cause of someone else becoming powerful is the agent of his own destruction" - Ezio Auditore da Firenze (1459 - 1524)
Dream Journal l Facebook
No ladies are posting in this thread. Wanna fuck? |
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If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
Is there life on Mars? |
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"He who is the cause of someone else becoming powerful is the agent of his own destruction" - Ezio Auditore da Firenze (1459 - 1524)
Dream Journal l Facebook
I bet I can beat you in naked wrestling. What, are you chicken? |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
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