Wasup is fun to talk to :P
Crouching Lotus0: Hello Are you there?
dhtal1504: yes
Crouching Lotus0: oh
Crouching Lotus0: i'm not though
Crouching Lotus0: O_O
dhtal1504: O.o
dhtal1504: where are you now?
Crouching Lotus0: why did you IM me?
dhtal1504: well, I thought u r such a cool dude
dhtal1504: so, why dont I PM you
Crouching Lotus0: oh
dhtal1504: I humbly beg ur audience now
dhtal1504: there are important matters to discuss
Crouching Lotus0: yes?
dhtal1504: aliens are overtaking dreamviews
dhtal1504: I heard it in our new chat
dhtal1504: in fact chat is an alien device to scan our brains
Crouching Lotus0: your in the chat right now rightr
dhtal1504: no
Crouching Lotus0: tell icedawg that i think he's the man
dhtal1504: DV has a special chat
dhtal1504: why do you think only teh best ppl have access?
dhtal1504: it's done so aliens would have less spam to process
dhtal1504: so, what do you think will happen in the near future?
Crouching Lotus0: future
dhtal1504: omg! I see teh truth in ur words
dhtal1504: what other higher knowledge you have to share with ur humble followers?
Crouching Lotus0: grey pupon
Crouching Lotus0: understand?
dhtal1504: you speak in riddles , my friend
dhtal1504: but insanity is close to greatness
Crouching Lotus0: read it backwards
dhtal1504: I understand
Crouching Lotus0: o-O
Crouching Lotus0: and the truth will be told!
dhtal1504: I hear da truth in ur words
dhtal1504: what else do you know
dhtal1504: how are we gonna fight eveil aliens?
Crouching Lotus0: myabe, all i kown, and tath's a lot, is taht you will die for the csuae
dhtal1504: I will sacrifice my life for teh noble cause
Crouching Lotus0: yes
Crouching Lotus0: feel the wisdom of the lotus
dhtal1504: but how will you support our noble cause?
Crouching Lotus0: I
Crouching Lotus0: I???
dhtal1504: you, masta
Crouching Lotus0: YOU ARE ASKING ME WHAT i WILL DO?
dhtal1504: yes masta
Crouching Lotus0: oh
Crouching Lotus0: i will
Crouching Lotus0: keep my wisdom safe in a bomb shelter
dhtal1504: you see, we need someone of your superior intelligence to finally defeat the invasion
Crouching Lotus0: and have loudspeakers so I could yell and annoy the aliens
dhtal1504: no, I think you need to be our ambassador and deal with the aliens
Crouching Lotus0: you have yet to discover the weakness of the aliens
Crouching Lotus0: sound
dhtal1504: nice
Crouching Lotus0: they are blind
Crouching Lotus0: and they cant smell
Crouching Lotus0: or taste
Crouching Lotus0: or feel
Crouching Lotus0: but they can hear very well
Crouching Lotus0: we need to blast loud annoying music
Crouching Lotus0: rap
dhtal1504: u use ur unsurpassed telepathic ability to reveal that data?
Crouching Lotus0: no
Crouching Lotus0: I sent someone on a suicide mission
Crouching Lotus0: to the planet of
Crouching Lotus0: takwakocho
Crouching Lotus0: thats where they live
Crouching Lotus0: but ALAS
Crouching Lotus0: he acquired more information than just that!
dhtal1504: teh leader of teh aliens is Ice doggy
Crouching Lotus0: no!
dhtal1504: but there si no such user at DV
Crouching Lotus0: guess again my humble slave
dhtal1504: so his name is encrypted
Crouching Lotus0: ffx
Crouching Lotus0: he is evil
Crouching Lotus0: he works with the aliens
Crouching Lotus0: and
dhtal1504: no, ffx is our agent of destruction
Crouching Lotus0: AND!
Crouching Lotus0: he's a girl
Crouching Lotus0: no
dhtal1504: he's eveil, but he works for our cause
Crouching Lotus0: you have learned WRONG my servent
dhtal1504: but masta, you told me this teh other day
Crouching Lotus0: I guess phil acquired the wrong information
Crouching Lotus0: ohhh
Crouching Lotus0: OH MY GOD
Crouching Lotus0: i need a mind prober
dhtal1504: you were kinda drunk then
Crouching Lotus0: they might have planted a chip in my mind
dhtal1504: and had a crush on me
Crouching Lotus0: oh I see...
Crouching Lotus0: now sir
dhtal1504: so I had to restrain you
Crouching Lotus0: that was strictly professional
dhtal1504: it's classified
Crouching Lotus0: good sir
dhtal1504: and it's only between you and me
dhtal1504: but I think I know who Ice doggy is
dhtal1504: he's truthbearer
Crouching Lotus0: no
Crouching Lotus0: O'nus
Crouching Lotus0: he is evil
dhtal1504: I always knew his nick was too provocative
Crouching Lotus0: wait
Crouching Lotus0: no he'st not
Crouching Lotus0: werburn!
Crouching Lotus0: he is a girl and works against us!
Crouching Lotus0: we have to attack
dhtal1504: DAMN RIGHT
Crouching Lotus0: establish a battle plan
dhtal1504: I knew it
dhtal1504: he's trying to disguise his avatar in a wig now
Crouching Lotus0: i think your group moves in from the left
Crouching Lotus0: thats kaniaz
Crouching Lotus0: hes our spy
Crouching Lotus0: your group can move over from the left, and I coem in to distract them
Crouching Lotus0: while you plant chips in the necessary places
dhtal1504: no, we need to assault DV from a LD, induced by WILD with help of B6, 5HTP and DMAE
Crouching Lotus0: blow the burn out ofv werburn
Crouching Lotus0: that could work too
dhtal1504: yes
Crouching Lotus0: but they would have to be in the dream too...
Crouching Lotus0: I say
dhtal1504: operation starts at 2400 hours
Crouching Lotus0: we come out of the dream WITH them
Crouching Lotus0: so we coem out in someone elses body
Crouching Lotus0: so we can posess them
dhtal1504: no, masta, you will sit in ur bunker in relative safety
Crouching Lotus0: I can be icedawg
Crouching Lotus0: and attack werburn!
dhtal1504: icedawg
Crouching Lotus0: good good idea son
dhtal1504: Hmm
dhtal1504: do you see the similarity
dhtal1504: Ice doggy / Icedawg
dhtal1504: damn
dhtal1504: I think we found their leader
Crouching Lotus0: icedawg can't be
dhtal1504: but he's deeply embedded in DV structure
Crouching Lotus0: well
dhtal1504: he's a critical component
Crouching Lotus0: I need to send a special agent into icedawgs body
Crouching Lotus0: who's our best agent?
dhtal1504: kaniaz
Crouching Lotus0: we gotta send him in
dhtal1504: via anus opening?
Crouching Lotus0: hold on I'm gonig to see if I can acquire him at this moment
Crouching Lotus0: that could work
Crouching Lotus0: hold on going to see if I can send special agent kaniaz into icedawg via anus opening
dhtal1504: first we disassemble him to molecular particles, then infuse him, then reassemble him within the subject
Crouching Lotus0: we don't have enough time for that!
Crouching Lotus0: special agent kaniaz isn't there
Crouching Lotus0: how about CT
dhtal1504: damn
dhtal1504: no
Crouching Lotus0: is he with us or against us
dhtal1504: CT will fail
dhtal1504: we need someone more daring
dhtal1504: FFXer
Crouching Lotus0: CT can be the distracter
dhtal1504: masta
dhtal1504: no agents are aviable, you have to go
dhtal1504: prepare for anal infusion
dhtal1504: countdown from 10
dhtal1504: 9
dhtal1504: 8
dhtal1504: 7
dhtal1504: 6
Crouching Lotus0: I can't good sir
dhtal1504: 5
dhtal1504: 4
dhtal1504: 3
dhtal1504: 2
dhtal1504: 1
Crouching Lotus0: okay gootta grease up
dhtal1504: infusion!
dhtal1504: 1.2.3 test mic
Crouching Lotus0: now what
Crouching Lotus0: hello
dhtal1504: do you read me sir?
Crouching Lotus0: I have battle contact
Crouching Lotus0: yes
dhtal1504: ok
dhtal1504: proceed upwards
dhtal1504: just make sure callous masses dont clog ur mic
dhtal1504: do you see the light?
Crouching Lotus0: what if I have to relieve myself
dhtal1504: hmm
Crouching Lotus0: on which end?
dhtal1504: no, light below you is exit
Crouching Lotus0: oh
Crouching Lotus0: wait
dhtal1504: light above is secret microprocessor device
Crouching Lotus0: you forgot to shrink me before sending me in
dhtal1504: you have to disarm it
Crouching Lotus0: i think he can notice
dhtal1504: damn
dhtal1504: :/
Crouching Lotus0: its okay
dhtal1504: ok, initialize shrink sequence
Crouching Lotus0: i can improvice
Crouching Lotus0: okay
dhtal1504: 10
dhtal1504: 9
Crouching Lotus0: 9
dhtal1504: 8
dhtal1504: 7
Crouching Lotus0: 8
dhtal1504: 6
Crouching Lotus0: 7
Crouching Lotus0: 6
dhtal1504: 5
Crouching Lotus0: 5
dhtal1504: 4
dhtal1504: 3
Crouching Lotus0: 4
Crouching Lotus0: 3
dhtal1504: 2
Crouching Lotus0: 2
Crouching Lotus0: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
dhtal1504: WtF??? abort sequence!!!! abort!~~~
Crouching Lotus0: 1
dhtal1504: abort
Crouching Lotus0: abort sequence
Crouching Lotus0: he is about to tkae a crap sir
Crouching Lotus0: what do I do!
dhtal1504: prepare for emergency evacuation
dhtal1504: how's it going?
Crouching Lotus0: its gross
dhtal1504: are you gettting out?
dhtal1504: damn
Crouching Lotus0: oh finally im out
Crouching Lotus0: woo hoo
Crouching Lotus0: its your turn
dhtal1504: I see tomato peels over video
dhtal1504: and peanuts?
dhtal1504: corn
dhtal1504: damn
Crouching Lotus0: HOLY SHIT
Crouching Lotus0: HE ATE SPECIAL AGENT KANIAZ!!
dhtal1504: masta, we need an alternative insertion point
Crouching Lotus0: NOOOOOOOOOO
dhtal1504: OMG
dhtal1504: that's why we lost contact with him a whlie ago
dhtal1504: what are we gonna do now?
dhtal1504: suspect is dangerous
Crouching Lotus0: you have to go in
Crouching Lotus0: I'll supply the battle commands
dhtal1504: no, I'm base of operations
dhtal1504: I cant go in
dhtal1504: ok
Crouching Lotus0: hmm
Crouching Lotus0: CT will like it...
dhtal1504: anus insertion doesnt work
dhtal1504: what about IV infusion?
Crouching Lotus0: I say we should be agressive
Crouching Lotus0: just
Crouching Lotus0: use mind control
dhtal1504: yes
dhtal1504: *attempting mind control sequence*
dhtal1504: *suspect relaxed*
dhtal1504: *suspect hypnotized*
dhtal1504: *free to question suspect*
Crouching Lotus0: hmm
Crouching Lotus0: what have you done to this forum
Crouching Lotus0: not responding
Crouching Lotus0: damn
Crouching Lotus0: mm
Crouching Lotus0: who are you working for!
dhtal1504: *suspect: aliens*
dhtal1504: *suspect: I'm planning to brainwash new initiates*
dhtal1504: *suspect: we will dominate earth*
Crouching Lotus0: hmmm
dhtal1504: Are you Ice doggy, teh leader of alien invasion?
dhtal1504: *suspect: I'm icedawg teh field commander*
dhtal1504: who is Ice doggy then?
Crouching Lotus0: ahh
dhtal1504: *suspect: I wont tell you*
dhtal1504: *breaking mind control sequence*
dhtal1504: *suspect becomes violent*
dhtal1504: RUNNNNNN
Crouching Lotus0: ahhhh
dhtal1504: masta! you have to save urself
Crouching Lotus0: I will
dhtal1504: I will take care of teh eveil alien invader
dhtal1504: *fights alien*
dhtal1504: *killed by alien*
dhtal1504: *raises to the sky*
dhtal1504: *in ghost form*
dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* Masta, we have lost teh campaign
dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* evacuate urself
dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* preferably to another planet
dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* ending transmission
Crouching Lotus0: damn sir
Crouching Lotus0: my chat shut down'
dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* masta, we lost
