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Seriously, I'm great.
My story I shall relate.
On this agricultural estate
To live is my fate.
My meals I await
The farmer'll bring em by the grate.
My main goal is to procreate
But my owners don't got me no mates.
If you listen to the Hindus so irate,
To eat me is to desecrate.
Half a ton's my weight
But goddammit I'm so sedate.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I approve this message.
Does it kindda hurt your throat to moo on a long time basis?
Is it true you can chew and moo at the same time with no problem at all?
How is moo pronounced in Ancient Australian?
Do you sometimes mistakenly find yourself Boo'ing, instead of Moo'ing?
How old is the first Cow that actually Moo'ed?
When are they going to release Moo, for the Wii?