you marry sitboy and you both turn gay becouse of it
i want a nother mt dew
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you marry sitboy and you both turn gay becouse of it
i want a nother mt dew
You marry Gothlark and he ends up divorcing you with your forged signature and steals all of your things.
Edit: You want another mountain dew, but it has no mountain dew liquid in it.
I want an Ibanez.
you get the strings and a banjo
i want money
...you get dirty money that's tied to the mob... later this week you get 'wacked' and not in the good way mind you... in the very, very bad way.
i wish people would tell me when they're gonna dig up relics.
People tell you...but the 'relics' turn out to be bodies, and the 'people' turn out to be grave-robbers and necrophiliacs to boot.
I want to see Yo-Yo Ma perform.
You see Yo Mama perform
I want a kitten.
You get a wolverine... an angry, hungry wolverine. But it's still cute if you get past all of the matted fir and blood.
I want some white out.
(I'd forgotten about this thread!)
you black out
i want some one to post below me
The person below you posts this:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...tarded-cat.gif
I want a new CD player.
you get a used hooker instead
i want to post
You post, and your post does not draw the attention you not-so-secretly crave.
I want to listen to music all day and night.
/Hey, D, what did you mean by just the italics? http://img57.echo.cx/img57/4057/482iw.gif
Use your imagination Ramu.
You listen to Hillary Duff all day and night,
I want some new clothes.
you want some new clothes from www.sacfree.com
I want some sleep. :zzz:
You get plenty of sleep....accompanied with chronic bed wetting and night terrors.
I want to live forever.
You become a quadraplegic and live the rest of your days in a bed cared for by Tubgirl.
I want a pair of sunglasses.
You end up with MJ's aviator ones.
I want to go pick up my new puppy from the kennel.
You pick up your puppy, but when you get in the car about to close the door it bites you and runs straight into a car and dies.
I want some Cheerios 14 vitamins and minerayl of crunchy goodness.
You get Ne-o's, the cereal that will free both your mind and your intestines!
I want a cup of coffee.