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    1. 03-13-2008 08:00 PM #1
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      WHAT IS A 710??

      A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

      A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

      We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

      She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

      She further stated that she didn't know exactly what it was, but that this piece had always been there.

      The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

      She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

      He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 in this car?'

      She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

      If you 're not sure what a 710 is.. click this link: ( http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg )



      PS: I have nothing against blondes.. this is the way the joke was sent to me!
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    2. 03-13-2008 08:20 PM #2
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      Is it bad that I don't get it?

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      Quote Originally Posted by NeAvO View Post
      Is it bad that I don't get it?

      Seriously I don't
      Look at the picture "upside down" what does it spell?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Clairity View Post
      Look at the picture "upside down" what does it spell?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
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      OMG i didn't get it either... now i do... who thought of that joke to begin with!

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      NeAvO not getting it was almost as funny as the joke itself.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Wavefunction View Post
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      As soon as it said "car, blonde, 710" I was like.. XXXXXXXX LULZ
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