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Anyone who likes stand-up knows about Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign" jokes. But just in case, here's a sampling:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U5ywQv2gnC8
One that's happened to me a lot last summer:
I bike to work all the time, and when I get in, I'm a little flushed, and carrying my helmet. Every now and then, a colleague would see the helmet and say, "d'you bike to work?"
...nope, just raining coconuts!
Heeeere's your sign :)
Hahahaha, awesome.
It's no different when you trip or get tackled or something that looks painful to other people, and then someone says "Oh my God did that hurt?!"
Well it didn't feel good!
Here's your sign. ;)
Man, thats like the guy who went sky diving and his chute didn't deploy. He fell countless thousands of feet, hit the ground but actually lived because it was mostly mud from the recent tides or something of the like. His friend runs over while hes face down in the ground and asked "Are you okay?"
Heres your sign. :chuckle:
That's some mediocre comedy.
^ Agreed.
Idiocy is in abundance in the South, and it definitely carries over into the comedy. This man, along with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White, many tens of millions doing their 3 comedy tours. Ron White is the only one that is somewhat funny. The other three serve as great icons for the "redneck" class.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taosaur
Not to denounce your labeling of mediocre. I completely agree. I think that it shows how there is a lack of complicated thought, or an overabundance of idiocy in the country. Are those one in the same?
No argument about idiocy/rednecks/etc. I still think it's funny though :P
this is a "Here's your sign" moment for the camera man i think you all could agree on. Some of you have seen this credit for video goes to Oneironaut.
when at school, it was pouring, so i came in soaking wet late to class, teacher asked, "is it raining outside?" i literally walked up to her and (she had a dunce hat, she is old fashioned like that) grabbed her dunce hat, put it on her and told her to go stand in the corner. The whole class laughed so hard, my parents did not find it so funny, i could not sit for the whole 11 days i was suspended... it was worth it though. worth every moment for the rep i had after :D
I had one a few weeks ago.
A guy my mom is seeing is a real idiot, not to mention ugly and a complete jerk. My mom has told him about me, her daughter, thousands of times.
I was in the front of my house with my mom when he pulled up in his car - keep in mind, he knows my name - and my mom and I walked over to meet him.
"This is Jessica." my mom told him - even though I hate that stupid name and would rather be called Jess - and he looked at me and smiled before saying,
"Are you her daughter?"
>.>
Here's your sign.
Here's one that happens to me EVERY TIME I go buy something with credit cards.
They finnish scanning my stuff. They put the reciept on the counter. I PICK UP THE PEN, and it is now in my HAND, preparing to sign my name, and 100% of the time, the idiot cashier (usually the same 3) say, "Alrighty, just sign here"
Oh really? Cuz I was just going to draw you some pretty smiley faces to make you feel better about how much of an idiot you are.
Heeeeere's your sign.
^ omg thats funny.
alright well i have this really amazing friend chelsea and we went to the mall a few weeks ago. Well, I said "chelsea, i need some new shoes." we walk into Payless, a SHOE store, and i start trying on things and finally buy a pair. she is walking next to me when we leave and she asks, completely serious, "so, what'd you buy there?"
heres your sign, chels! :roll: