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      Horrible pickup lines

      Ladies, we know youve heard them all, guys we know u have enough to end world hunger if pickup lines were grains of rice. so put the ones you know here.


      -how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
      -do you work at subway? you just gave me a footlong
      -did it hurt? when you fell out of heaven
      -are your feet tired? 'cuz youve been running through my mind all day
      -do you work for cingular? cuz your always raising MY bar
      -Im like a rubicks cube, the longer you play with me the harder i get
      -are you from Tennessee cuz your the only ten I see
      -god must be angry, because heaven is missing one of its angels
      -im like chocolate, i melt in your mouth not in your hands
      -was that shirt 30% off? wana go to my place and get it 100% off
      -that shirt(article of clothing) looks good on you. want to know what would look really good on you? me

      and thats all i can think of right now,
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      That's a great outfit, I think it'd look better on my floor.

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      Lol, some of those are really funny Muffin.

      Although there were 2 similar threads created about pick up lines - http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=27156 and http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=50251

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      "You must be a cop because you look like this city's Finest"

      "I lost my number, can i have yours?"
      Some are born to sweet deleight
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      Bond, James Bond.

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      I lost my teddy bear - can I sleep with you instead?

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      LOL at all of them! Nice Spart, and Wave!
      I forget the ones I know...

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      Lol Xox i like the "do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to walk by again" one from one of those links
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      Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause that ass is out of this world.
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      the only one my friend tries to use on girls is "if you were a booger, i'd pick YOU first"

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      Ugh heres the absoloute WORST one i can think of.

      "is it just me or is it hot in here?"
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      lol these are horrible.

      sometimes im glad my boyfriend skipped the pick up lines!

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      TITS or GTFO

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      Pics plz
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      Woo I made an appearance as a blonde slutty prom queen! It's like you actually dreamt the real me!

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      " here's 20 pence, go ring your mother tell her you aint going home tonight!"

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      A classic... "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

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      I LIKE YOUR FACE.

      ...always works.

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      lol i hate to admit it but if my boyfriend had said these to me i'd have totally fallen for him.

      he didnt though but i still love him.

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      you'll enjoy this one... I was one a trip with my school. we stayed in a hostel and the last night there we decided to drink.. This one guy decided to try to talk me up a bit... (i have know him since first year and the first thing he did when he met me was hit on me) the conversated seemed completly normal... but when ever I responded to a question he asked he would say "Ya I Like to do that to... but naked"

      it has got to be the most unsuccessfull pickup line known to man kind!

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      you're like a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you

      man I actaully havnt heard some of these before.
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      Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

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      The worst I know of:

      "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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      How about this one:

      "Are you a baker, because your buns are delicious."


      or maybe:

      "You must be a lumber jack, cuz you're giving me wood."

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      READ ABOUT THE EPIC DREAM!

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      "Ah, don't worry about all that fine print. Just sign it."

      Quote Originally Posted by Luminous View Post
      The worst I know of:

      "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
      Haha. I've always loved that one.
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      Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself inside your pants.
      Abraxas

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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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