That's a great outfit, I think it'd look better on my floor. |
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Ladies, we know youve heard them all, guys we know u have enough to end world hunger if pickup lines were grains of rice. so put the ones you know here. |
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That's a great outfit, I think it'd look better on my floor. |
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Lol, some of those are really funny Muffin. |
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"You must be a cop because you look like this city's Finest" |
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Some are born to sweet deleight
Some are born to endless night
Bond, James Bond. |
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I lost my teddy bear - can I sleep with you instead? |
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause that ass is out of this world. |
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the only one my friend tries to use on girls is "if you were a booger, i'd pick YOU first" |
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Ugh heres the absoloute WORST one i can think of. |
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Some are born to sweet deleight
Some are born to endless night
lol these are horrible. |
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Adopted By: Luminous
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TITS or GTFO |
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" here's 20 pence, go ring your mother tell her you aint going home tonight!" |
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A classic... "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" |
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I LIKE YOUR FACE. |
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lol i hate to admit it but if my boyfriend had said these to me i'd have totally fallen for him. |
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Adopted By: Luminous
Party Time!
you'll enjoy this one... I was one a trip with my school. we stayed in a hostel and the last night there we decided to drink.. This one guy decided to try to talk me up a bit... (i have know him since first year and the first thing he did when he met me was hit on me) the conversated seemed completly normal... but when ever I responded to a question he asked he would say "Ya I Like to do that to... but naked" |
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Goals: have 5 LDs over the summer [ ]
Gain better control over my LD's[ ]
Lucid dreams =2!!
you're like a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you |
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A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN! |
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The worst I know of: |
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How about this one: |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself inside your pants. |
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Abraxas
Originally Posted by OldSparta
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