What if...

[Vance]

...a butterfly landed on my keyboard. Oh, hello little butterfly. News Next Morning: (click) ...ruthlessly killed by a butterfly. Authorities say it was a freak accident, but some put the blame on a neighbor who has skill in training animals. CNN News, back to you, Michael. Michael: In other news, an online forum community has allegedly banned someone posting on their "Senseless Banter" forum for "posting way too off topic." When the individual later sued and lost, local street gangs affiliated with the forum systematically tracked him down and slaughtered his 3 kittens. Again suing the forum, he again lost, and was found dead in his apartment with 16 throwing stars lodged in his torso. He did not go down without a fight however, killing over 19 professional ninjas with a refrigerator "Pizza Hut" magnet. After the blood surrounding the building was drained and authorities were able to get inside, they found numerous letters to his kittens locked away in a trunk. When questioned about these letters, the body did not respond, and authorities issued a reprisal on the Dumb Friends League by the systematic execution of exactly 100 Siamese cats. A public outcry was heard all over America when Siam declared war on America for killing it's national symbol and prime dish. After professional scientists galvanized the body and got it to confess, it stated it had "unfinished business" and tracked down the surviving ninja, who was recovering from his wounds, and gave him a heart-shaped balloon, and promptly died. The ninja, expressing thanks, later died due to complications from a hangnail. CNN News, I'm Michael Stewart.

[Man of Steel]

Many Lulz were induced by this post. You may now die happy, you made the Man of Steel honest-to-goodness amused with your post. I actually laughed. Out loud. Well, quietly, but still... Good Job!

[Amethyst Star]

...a butterfly landed on my keyboard. Oh, hello little butterfly. News Next Morning: (click) ...ruthlessly killed by a butterfly. Authorities say it was a freak accident, but some put the blame on a neighbor who has skill in training animals. CNN News, back to you, Michael. Michael: In other news, an online forum community has allegedly banned someone posting on their "Senseless Banter" forum for "posting way too off topic." When the individual later sued and lost, local street gangs affiliated with the forum systematically tracked him down and slaughtered his 3 kittens. Again suing the forum, he again lost, and was found dead in his apartment with 16 throwing stars lodged in his torso. He did not go down without a fight however, killing over 19 professional ninjas with a refrigerator "Pizza Hut" magnet. After the blood surrounding the building was drained and authorities were able to get inside, they found numerous letters to his kittens locked away in a trunk. When questioned about these letters, the body did not respond, and authorities issued a reprisal on the Dumb Friends League by the systematic execution of exactly 100 Siamese cats. A public outcry was heard all over America when Siam declared war on America for killing it's national symbol and prime dish. After professional scientists galvanized the body and got it to confess, it stated it had "unfinished business" and tracked down the surviving ninja, who was recovering from his wounds, and gave him a heart-shaped balloon, and promptly died. The ninja, expressing thanks, later died due to complications from a hangnail. CNN News, I'm Michael Stewart. And by "professional ninjas," you mean those pirates my cabala dressed up and drugged and "rented out" for such activities as these. I mean, we have to do something with them!

[Vance]

And by "professional ninjas," you mean those pirates my cabala dressed up and drugged and "rented out" for such activities as these. I mean, we have to do something with them! No, I mean like real professional ninjas. (Awkward silence)

[Man of Steel]

Those 'ninjas' were indeed pirates, Vance. I know, because they were the crew of my ship. Which now has no crew. They secretly didn't mind, though, Amé, seeing as they're pirates, and getting high and fighting is what they do. If money is being made in the process, all the better. It doesn't matter much what clothes they're wearing, or whether they're using shuriken or sabers.

[RockNRoller123]

Why with all these weird ass stories.

[ray]

lmao. that was awesome.

[Vance]

Please lisit this link, it is 100% better in my humble opinion. http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...853#post785853 EDIT: And there are professional ninjas practicing their art, mainly because no hospital will treat a person that says he was attacked by a ninja, and his insurance will probably pull out.

[RockNRoller123]

Please lisit this link, it is 100% better in my humble opinion. http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...853#post785853 I'm starting to understanding it now. Pretty good!