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    1. 06-05-2008 01:06 AM #1
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      Hehe, Prank Calls

      Funny shit today. Me and my boys were sitting in the back of a truck in the middle of the woods today with NOTHING TO DO. Typical for the military. As you know, boredom is a mother fucker, so we started fighting and throwing shit at eachother to entertain ourselves. Then came the idea for the much-too-missed prank calls.

      If you didn't know, you can call the White House. One of my guys called them and asked for more money. Then we called the Bunny Ranch (legal whorehouse outside of Las Vegas) and had them name off their prices and sexual positions! We also tried calling Chuck Norris and Oprah, and ended up just fucking with the people that picked up. The last one was the best where we called 411, asked for the number for 911 in Miami, then yelled and screamed for an emergency conncection. Fun stuff. Boredom is a mother fucker.

      List your silly prank calls if you have any.
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    2. 06-05-2008 01:08 AM #2
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      I once pretended to commit suicide while fucking around with a Telemarketer.
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    3. 06-05-2008 01:17 AM #3
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      Called operator and asked for them to connect me anywhere where they sell anal dildos. She started connecting me and I hung up.
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    4. 06-05-2008 01:40 AM #4
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      I like to call Wal-Mart and ask the poor witless employees what time they open/close. Every now and then if you're lucky you'll get one that doesn't know.
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    5. 06-05-2008 01:54 AM #5
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      i love calling stores and asking random questions about what they have in stock at the moment, like do they sell salt at wal-mart and we get in a big discussion and contradictions on table, water softener,or rock salt.i'm not sure why that one is so amusing to me......
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    6. 06-05-2008 03:47 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      I like to call Wal-Mart and ask the poor witless employees what time they open/close. Every now and then if you're lucky you'll get one that doesn't know.
      that is kind of sad...
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    7. 06-05-2008 05:02 AM #7
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      For some reason me and my bro were pissed off at a mcdonalds resteraunt, I think because they were printing out their credit card machine reciepts or something so we had to wait until there were finished. well anyways we were annoyed so after we left i called up saying i was from the local YMCA and that we were having a drug free lock-in for the night and needed some food. I ordered like 30 double cheeseburger meals told them we would be there in about an hour to pick it up.

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    8. 06-05-2008 06:10 AM #8
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      THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening
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    9. 06-05-2008 06:48 PM #9
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      Your prank calls suck.
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    10. 06-09-2008 02:58 PM #10
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      Nonono this is how you do it..
      Call a pizza place and ask the guy to go through all the toppings, then keep saying pardon, so he has to repeat it, then you say you dont fancy pizza anymore, and just listen to his reaction on the end of the phone.
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    11. 06-10-2008 11:57 PM #11
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      i liked the mcdonalds one that was good
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      OMG Those are hilarious!
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    13. 06-11-2008 02:10 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Seismosaur View Post
      Your prank calls suck.
      My shinanigans are cheeky and fun. Yours are cruel and tragic.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

      Pretty damn good telemarketer fucking-around-with session.
      Last edited by Half/Dreaming; 06-11-2008 at 02:16 AM.
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    14. 06-11-2008 02:51 AM #14
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      I saved the phone numbers of a few of the Verizon floor model phones into my own phone. Every once in a while I call one of them and see if someone picks up. They're usually just confused, though...
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