This is not an attempt to teach you the differences between sarcasm and opposites.
Everything you say must be what you mean.
Mes is an ugly old hag.
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This is not an attempt to teach you the differences between sarcasm and opposites.
Everything you say must be what you mean.
Mes is an ugly old hag.
This is not a post.
I totally understood the rules.
I'm completely sure that I'm playing correctly.
I can decide whether or not you are.
Don't bring on the paradoxes.
I'm fat and ugly and my brother is Michael Jackson.
I'm pale, have a false nose, and am xXSomeGuyXx's brother.
My brother loves his mother even though my brother's mother pulls the cows utter.
I'm very experienced at lucid dreaming.
I'm A Terrible Mean Ass Person
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Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
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Originally Posted by MTL_Infernus
You understand. This is not the opposite thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
You didn't just fucking own them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Terrible job, Kushna
:(
Screw all your families.
Psychology Student....i think i love you...
especially yours.
My mom is an incredibly masculine person who has been in prison and she loves it up the ass. So go ahead and screw her if you really want to.
No I said "screw all your families", as in bad luck ("dammit I'm screwed"), not sex. Notwithstanding I did not say "I will".
oh...my bads
This doesn't remind me of this.
The Whitest Kids U Know is so lame. I hate that show.
Hay, man, thats not uncool?
Lolz
Sarcasm does not involve opposites. Nothing in this thread is sarcastic.
Obama loves his country and would be determined to do what is best for it.
I want to screw Fableflame's mother.
I love the idea of you screwing my mother. And if i found you screwing my mother, i woud NOT be standing outside the door holding a machete just waiting for you to walk out that door.
You wouldn't end up with a machete up your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fableflame
Burn!!!I mean, freeze?
Yes i wouldQuote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
lol (that was backwards)
That is because you are in the awesome club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fableflame
Anything in brackets will not be interpreted as being opposite.
Everything and absolutely everything will be taken literally.
This is not my thread. I do not make the rules.
Misunderstand?
Yes, i misunderstand.
The emoticons used in here are not indications of opposites.
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sad you can't join us.
I did NOT just walk into this thread.
Did you not hurt you head? I wouldn't assume a thread is hard.
That other string [Get it? Thread->string?] is terrible. I hate it. Old people suck.
This thread is somewhat entertaining.
It is not very entertaining.
All is fine and dandy with the world.
The world is a rainbow.
Dreaming is more important than reality.
I'm not bored to the point of putting a rope around my neck and jumping off of a bridge.
Fuck off...interpret that correctly!
That definetly does not amount to depression.
I hope we never get a proper topic going, this thread is fun enough as it is! Everyone carry on I can't wait to see what you pull out of your asses next!
Everybody open the heaven down.
That was the worst post yet.
But to make it imperfect:
Nobody open a heaven down.
I put it to you all that this is the opposite thread.
No it's not.
And lagunagirl, this is not the opposite thread in a lack of attempt to demonstrate the differences (or lack thereof) between sarcasm and opposites, as people seemed to be absolutely clear on the issue.
I'm absolutely sure myself.
I was in the future before and be in the past in a minute.
http://www.blogaholics.ca/wp/uploads/a04027.jpg
God exists.
(Win)
I convinced you.
lul......finally. (although clearly out of context)Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
All apples are oranges.
that makes two of us. We must be the same. clearly in context.
http://www.shawnolson.net/media/1_857_12.jpg
What? I am SolSkye?Quote:
Originally Posted by Minervas Phoenix
the question is the answer. You have read this conversation before.
Oh yeah...... I get it (no, really I don't and I am just humouring you in a very demeaning way. Please explain).Quote:
Originally Posted by Minervas Phoenix
you are only allowed one answer not both.
but both are the sameQuote:
Originally Posted by Minervas Phoenix
whooooooooooooo.........mysterious crap.
You smartasses are not ruining my thread.
Please stay.
Thank you.
Because this is not the opposite thread.
You can't say it's not the opposite thread it destroys the cause and the thread wouldn't exist.
I wish I wasn't drunk right now.
Hey guise, I think I got wrong settings for shutter speed on my camera.
Wait, can I get b& for fake gore?
Anyway, GOD IS SUPER AWESOME.
I hate you all and wish you would all die in a fire. You pathetic losers don't deserve another breath of fresh air and I can't stand your presence anymore. I'm not going to keep enjoying this worthless life and I won't let myself live any longer....hello.
i like men
What did I say? what did I say? say it again? again? ok... what?
Did I mean what I said? Oh wait I questioned... But did I mean it?
I Am taltho what do you think of that?
This is stupid isnt it?
Do I care?
Why would I care?
Why would you care?
Am I talking to you? and did I mean it as I said it?
ask a question, would you not?
Some people are really good at being opposite.
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Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu
What a non existent anti champion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu, what he really said
EDIT: Special change for psychology student. The opposite of 'out' is changed to 'in'
"out" isn't the opposite of "in", "above" is :roll:
Well spotted
I do not need a fucking advil...
What happens if I just ask a question in regards to the oppositeness?
This happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by mark75
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Originally Posted by mark75 Reflection
you dont mean this doesnt happen
and never again
i like men
Lol. Minervas' translations make sooo much sense. It's hilarious.
Anti-lulz. This thread is boring and un-funny as hell. :(
Ron Paul '08! :D
You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychology student
You're incredibly smart.
Don't read the thread title next time.
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Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
badly hidden.
dude i hate ron paul why would a human being even think about supporting such a piece of filthQuote:
Originally Posted by bcomp
I haven't said this so far, but lets make sure we can't get a proper topic going. Preferably not about your mum, I think she's plug ugly and I wouldn't dare.
Total lack of burn!
I don;t much care for this thread. It makes no sense, and i don;t see that it is the least bit fun. THis is so much worse than opposite day, because opposite day is never unclear, and people never try to screw over your mind on opposite day by telling you, clearly, whether it is opposite day or not. PS (not, in this context, standing for pre script): I am made of antimatter, and so far have not proven to be immortal.
Edit: In what way would sarcasm not work when away from this thread? "Yeah, like I'm totally using sarcasm right now"?
I'm skinny and handsome and my brother is not Michael Jackson.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
Because he's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hercuflea
I don't think it would be better for me to get back to work instead of not reading through this meaningful thread
I'm not out of here.
Hello.
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Originally Posted by xXsomeguyXx
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Originally Posted by xXsomeguyXx opposite
Good Reasoning.
This is PERSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I am spartacus.
Today is very cold outside.
This-->:banana: is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, with no bananas.
I love each and every one of you.
Aw, that's so sweet. Nice person.
When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can never go ... downtown!
I think women going downtown on men is disgusting.
Please don't click one of the Quick Reply icons in the posts above to disactivate Time Consuming Reply.
This forum just keeps getting better and better :)
That wasn't funny ^
lucky we don't waste that foolishness worse.
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Originally Posted by NeAvO
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Originally Posted by NeAvO
I am not so desperately hungry that I could eat a hippo